Far From the MCC fines 14.8.05 v R T Harris (h) lost by 27 runs

25p unless otherwise stated.

Player	Fine	Reason	Cost
Martin	Comedy Fielding	One-handed catch well over the boundary	£0.25
Geoff	Instigating a Collapse	Mini-collapse
	Wicketkeeper Avoidance	Not keeping
	Opening Partnership Avoidance		£0.50
			£1.00
Andrew	Suicidal Running	Eyesight Avoidance, stopping half-way thinking ball had gone for four	£0.25
Jake	Impersonating Withnail
	Gratuitous Swearing
	Drinking On The Pitch	Umpiring	£0.50
	Self Importance	Excessively long umpiring signals
	Impersonating a Gypsy	Pikey pen
			£1.50
Ian	Fine Entrapment
	Gratuitous Swearing
	Impersonating David Bailey	Umpiring with camera
	Pressure Avoidance	Air in front nearside Skoda tyre
			£1.00
Claire	Turning Up Late
	Wallet Theft	Dan's
			£0.50
James H	Wicketkeeper Avoidance	Picking two keepers, then only letting one keep
	Feigning Dissent	Fake cob when realized wouldn't bat
	Losing The Toss
	Concentration Avoidance During Fines Committee	Too relaxed
			£1.00
Matt	Self Importance	Not letting Geoff keep
	Missed Stumping		£0.50
	Missed Stumping		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.75
John	Pub Avoidance	Fines Committee Avoidance
	Average Protection	Listing self as last man in scorebook
	Captain's Orders Avoidance	Captain told him to bat at number 9
			£0.75
Ant	Buffet Theft	Attempted with 1-0-20-0 but failed because of 6-1-15-1	£0.25
Dan	Jug Avoidance	Promising 75 runs but being out for 69
	Celebration Avoidance	Not celebrating 42
	Self Importance	Arguing with Fines Committee
	Fine Avoidance	Paid by Claire
	Inappropriate Urination
			£1.25
			£9.50

Special Rates

Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50

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