Far From the MCC fines 17.7.05 v Wootton & Bladon (h) won by 20 runs

25p unless otherwise stated.

Player	Fine	Reason	Cost
Steve D	Pub Avoidance	Fines Committee Avoidance
	Dissent	Throwing bat in air after dismissal
	Comedy Dismissal	Impersonating a Footballer
			£0.75
Martin	Drinking On The Pitch	And spilling it	£0.50
Andrew	Indecisiveness	Still not certain if coming on tour
	Dissing The Team	"They'll get more than us."
			£0.50
Jake	Dropped Catch	Ball Avoidance (losing sight of ball)	£0.50
Ian	Signalling Six When Uncertain	Ball fell between sightscreen and boundary
	Joy-Riding a Skoda	Health & Safety Avoidance
	Toiletries Avoidance	Shower gel
	Failure to Recognize Own Player	Mistaking Steve for "Jonty"
	Duck		£0.50
			£1.50
Nick	Dissent	After being given out lbw
	Self Importance
	Opening Partnership Avoidance		£0.50
	Toiletries Avoidance	Towel left in car
	Purgery in Fines Committee	Blatant lying
	Bullying a Small Child	Taking wicket of
			£1.75
Thornton	Duck		£0.50
	Umpiring Avoidance	"I wasn't umpiring," used as defence to fine
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Dropped Catch	Difficult one	£0.50
			£1.75
James H	Dissent	Upon realizing wouldn't get a bat
	Impersonating Austin Powers	Impersonating Dan with wicket celebration
	Willing a Team Mate to Get Out	So he would get a bat
	Dropped Catch	Sharp chance	£0.50
	Feigning Dissent	For show
			£1.50
Matt	Dropped Catch	Ball Avoidance?	£0.50
John	Trigger Finger	Nick's lbw
	Signalling Six When Uncertain	Ball fell behind sightscreen
	Leaving Table During Fines Committee	Going home
			£0.75
Ant	Credit
	Opening Bowler Avoidance	Impersonsting a Batsman with 38 not out
			£0.50
			£10.50

Special Rates

Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50

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