Far From the
MCC fines 3.7.05 v Oxford
University Offices (h) lost by 15 runs
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Player |
Fine |
Feature |
Cost |
|
Martin |
Dissent |
Toys out of pram |
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Duck |
New Bat Avoidance |
£0.50 |
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|
£0.75 |
|
Tony |
Playing as if Against the Team |
Retrospective of times playing for opposition |
£0.25 |
|
Steve A |
Feigning Injury |
Fainting Avoidance |
£0.25 |
|
Geoff |
Impersonating a Clown |
Juggled catch |
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Calling Avoidance |
Everyone else called “Keeper’s!” |
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Ball Avoidance |
“Stumping requires the ball” |
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|
|
£0.75 |
|
Andrew |
Mother Avoidance |
Mum wasn’t in when called |
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Impersonating a Mummy’s Boy |
Phoning Mum during game |
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Drinking On The Pitch Avoidance |
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Moving Behind the Bowler's Arm |
When phoning Mum |
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|
£1.00 |
|
Jake |
Toiletries Avoidance |
Towel |
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Toiletries Avoidance |
Shower gel |
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Duck |
At 30 balls, possibly the longest |
£0.50 |
|
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Drinking On The Pitch |
Whilst umpiring; agreed ok with capt. James |
£0.50 |
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Smoking on the Pitch |
Despite one-off exemption agreed by skipper |
£0.50 |
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Trigger Finger |
Andrew’s hit-wicket that wasn’t |
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Bribery and Corruption |
Attempted Fine Avoidance for umpiring |
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Intimate Showering Avoidance |
Waiting until others had finished |
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Impersonating a Footballer |
Vinnie Jones sliding tackle whilst fielding |
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|
£3.00 |
|
Ian |
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Sportswear Avoidance |
Stealing Ant’s hat then leaving in changing room |
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Self Importance |
Loosening up for bowling when not |
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Impersonating a Tennis Player |
Grunting |
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Intimate Showering |
With Nick |
|
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|
£1.50 |
|
Nick |
Missed Run-Out |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self Importance |
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Failure to Recognize Own Player |
Skipper |
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|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Sportswear Avoidance |
Stealing Ian’s hat, then calling for replacement |
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Intimate Showering |
With Ian |
|
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|
|
£2.00 |
|
James H |
Possession with Intent To Supply |
Driftwood bat |
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Self Importance |
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Excessive Participation Sport |
Rowing for 6 hours before match |
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Inappropriate Urination |
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Dissent |
Sulking after dropped catch |
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|
Dropped Catch |
Too casual on a sitter |
£0.50 |
|
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Intimate Knowledge of Opposition |
Psycho once had ‘Physio’ on shirt |
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|
£2.00 |
|
Ant |
Communication Avoidance |
Ian’s Mobile Avoidance re lift to game |
£0.25 |
|
Richard |
|
Pub Avoidance? Jug Avoidance? |
£0.00 |
|
|
|
|
£11.75 |
Special Rates
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |