Far From the
MCC fines 12.6.05 v Marlborough
House (a) won by 6 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Player |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
|
Steve D |
Comedy
Fielding |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
Nobody |
Badly |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Martin |
Wide
Avoidance |
Umpiring |
|
|
|
No-Ball
Avoidance |
Umpiring |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Andrew |
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Jake |
Impersonating
a 1970's Detective |
Jacket on during
catching practise |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tennis Player |
Bjorn Borg |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Hogging the match |
|
|
|
Average
Protection Avoidance |
Losing concentration
chasing low target |
|
|
|
Attempted
Arson |
With cigarette |
|
|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Ian |
Impersonating
Nobody |
|
|
|
|
Missed
Run-Out |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Nickname
Avoidance |
Gary as Tefal
instead of Teflon |
|
|
|
Comedy
Emailing |
Over-estimating the
opposition |
|
|
|
Laundry
Avoidance |
Non-white whites |
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
Attempting to run
over Zac in his Skoda |
|
|
|
Drinking
On The Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
Nick |
Shower
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
Nobody |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
James |
Dropped
Catch |
Actually caught, but
juggled |
£0.50 |
|
|
Practise-What-You-Preach
Avoidance |
“Use hands” |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Clown |
Juggled catch |
|
|
|
Talking
Crap |
“Good ball!” when
hit for four |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Gary |
Missed
Stumping |
Told player to get
back in |
£0.50 |
|
|
Missed
Stumping |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Leave
The Job At Home Avoidance |
Teaching during the
game |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Health & Safety Inspector |
Under-18s require
helmet |
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Vicki |
Joy-Riding
a Skoda |
As passenger |
|
|
|
Fine
Avoidance |
Not paying own |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
a Cricketer |
|
|
|
|
Housewifery
Avoidance |
Ian’s whites |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
John |
Doosra
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Spin
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Hogging the match |
|
|
|
Incorrect
Stump Placement |
|
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
Taking the wicket of |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ant |
Jug
Avoidance |
Preventing John
taking 10 wickets |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
|
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
Martin |
Moo shots |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
|
|
|
£12.60 |
Special Rates
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |