Far From the MCC fines 26.6.05 v The Lemmings (h) lost by 7 wickets

 

25p unless otherwise stated.

 

 

Player

Fine

Reason

Cost

Steve D

Intimate Showering

With Dan

 

 

Intimate Showering

With Nick

 

 

Willing a Team Mate to Suffer Injury

Having taken several blows whilst batting

 

 

Retirement Fraud

Bowling again

 

 

 

 

£1.00

Martin

Nickname Avoidance

Only scoring on off-side

 

 

Shower Avoidance

 

 

 

Poor Umpiring

Calling ‘One Short’ on a four

 

 

 

 

£0.75

Jake

Self Importance

 

 

 

Ball Avoidance

Poor fielding

 

 

Shower Avoidance

 

 

 

Turning Up Late

 

 

 

Suffering an Identity Crisis

Haircut

 

 

 

 

£1.25

Ian

Intimate Showering

With Nick

 

 

Dropped Catch

Shower gel

 

 

Failure to Recognize Own Player

Calling Nick ‘John’

 

 

Intimate Showering

With Dan

 

 

Intimate Showering

With Steve

 

 

Opening Partnership Avoidance

 

£0.50

 

Inappropriate Urination

 

 

 

 

 

£2.00

Nick

Trouser Avoidance

Thrown away by missus

 

 

Impersonating a Clown

 

 

 

Duck Avoidance

 

 

 

Intimate Showering

With Dan

 

 

Intimate Showering

With Steve

 

 

Intimate Showering

With Ian

 

 

Reading Avoidance

“Can’t read,” when querying fines

 

 

Clown Hat Avoidance

 

 

 

 

 

£2.00

Thornton

Impersonating a Cat

Peeping Tom in the showers

 

 

Impersonating a Footballer

Fielding with feet

 

 

Joy-Riding a Skoda

 

 

 

Smoking on the Pitch

 

£0.50

 

 

 

£1.25

James H

Self Importance

Smugness during Fines Committee

 

 

Shower Avoidance

 

 

 

Asking a Stupid Question

“Byes or leg-byes?” following moo shot

 

 

 

 

£0.75

Matt

Missed Stumping

 

 

 

Missed Run-Out

 

 

 

Shower Avoidance

 

 

 

 

 

£0.75

John

Missed Run-Out

 

 

 

Pub Avoidance

 

 

 

Shower Avoidance

 

 

 

 

 

£0.75

Ant

Dissent

Setting poor example for his kids

 

 

Maths Avoidance

Scoring: 3+1+1=3

 

 

Instigating a Collapse

Predicting fall of 2nd wicket

 

 

Shower Avoidance

 

 

 

Opening Bowler No Wicket

 

£0.50

 

 

 

£1.50

Dan

Intimate Showering

With Nick

 

 

Suicidal Running

‘Suicidal Tendencies’

 

 

Impersonating Austin Powers

Wicket celebration

 

 

Abusing a Team Mate

“You f***ing t**t,” upon Thorn’s dismissal

 

 

Premature Celebration

Of half-century when on 42

 

 

Impersonating a Teacher

Coaching Thorn

 

 

 

 

£1.50

 

 

 

£13.50

 

 

Special Rates

 

Duck

£0.50

Golden Duck

£1.00

Dropped Catch

£0.50

Opening Bowler No Wicket

£0.50

Opening Partnership Avoidance

£0.50

Smoking on the Pitch

£0.50

Drinking on the Pitch

£0.50

Missed Stumping

£0.50*

Missed Run-Out

£0.50*

 

 

 

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