Far From the
MCC fines 26.6.05 v The Lemmings
(h) lost by 7 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
Player
|
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
Steve D |
Intimate
Showering |
With Dan |
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Intimate
Showering |
With Nick |
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|
|
Willing
a Team Mate to Suffer Injury |
Having taken several
blows whilst batting |
|
|
|
Retirement
Fraud |
Bowling again |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Martin |
Nickname
Avoidance |
Only scoring on
off-side |
|
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|
Shower
Avoidance |
|
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|
|
Poor
Umpiring |
Calling ‘One Short’
on a four |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Jake |
Self
Importance |
|
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|
Ball
Avoidance |
Poor fielding |
|
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|
Shower
Avoidance |
|
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|
|
Turning
Up Late |
|
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|
|
Suffering
an Identity Crisis |
Haircut |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ian |
Intimate
Showering |
With Nick |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
Shower gel |
|
|
|
Failure
to Recognize Own Player |
Calling Nick ‘John’ |
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|
Intimate
Showering |
With Dan |
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|
|
Intimate
Showering |
With Steve |
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|
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Inappropriate
Urination |
|
|
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|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Nick |
Trouser
Avoidance |
Thrown away by
missus |
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|
Impersonating
a Clown |
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Duck
Avoidance |
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|
Intimate
Showering |
With Dan |
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Intimate
Showering |
With Steve |
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|
Intimate
Showering |
With Ian |
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|
|
Reading
Avoidance |
“Can’t read,” when
querying fines |
|
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|
Clown
Hat Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Thornton |
Impersonating
a Cat |
Peeping Tom in the
showers |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Footballer |
Fielding with feet |
|
|
|
Joy-Riding
a Skoda |
|
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|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
James H |
Self
Importance |
Smugness during
Fines Committee |
|
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|
Shower
Avoidance |
|
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|
|
Asking
a Stupid Question |
“Byes or leg-byes?”
following moo shot |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Matt |
Missed
Stumping |
|
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|
|
Missed
Run-Out |
|
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|
Shower
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
John |
Missed
Run-Out |
|
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|
|
Pub
Avoidance |
|
|
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|
Shower
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Ant |
Dissent |
Setting poor example
for his kids |
|
|
|
Maths
Avoidance |
Scoring: 3+1+1=3 |
|
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|
Instigating
a Collapse |
Predicting fall of
2nd wicket |
|
|
|
Shower
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Dan |
Intimate
Showering |
With Nick |
|
|
|
Suicidal
Running |
‘Suicidal
Tendencies’ |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Austin Powers |
Wicket celebration |
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
“You f***ing t**t,”
upon Thorn’s dismissal |
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|
|
Premature
Celebration |
Of half-century when
on 42 |
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|
|
Impersonating
a Teacher |
Coaching Thorn |
|
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|
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|
£1.50 |
|
|
|
|
£13.50 |
Special Rates
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50* |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50* |