Far From the
MCC fines 15.5.05 v Marlborough
House (a) won by 124 runs
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Player |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Steve D |
Impersonating
Ade |
|
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|
Failure
to Recognize Own Player |
Tony |
|
|
|
Ball
Watching |
|
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|
|
Slowest
Quick Single |
|
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|
|
Intimate
Showering |
With Nick |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler Avoidance |
Facing 2 out of 42
balls from The Other Ant |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Martin |
Bullying
a Woman |
|
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
|
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|
|
Last
Over Avoidance |
|
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|
|
New
Bat Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Jake |
Ball
Avoidance |
Missed catch |
|
|
|
Fine
Avoidance |
James' drinking on
pitch should have been 50p |
|
|
|
Premature
Gavelling |
|
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|
|
Hand-Grenade
Bowling |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Ian |
Slowest
Quick Single |
|
|
|
|
Voltage
Avoidance |
Inadequate camera
batteries |
|
|
|
Jug
Avoidance |
Out for 99 |
|
|
|
Health
And Safety Avoidance |
Endangering small
child with six |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Urination |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Nick |
Voltage
Avoidance |
Inadequate camera
batteries |
|
|
|
Cricket
Avoidance |
Suggested batting
first in order to follow football |
|
|
|
Intimate
Showering |
With Steve |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Thornton |
Being
Sledged by a Small Child |
“Not Flash” |
|
|
|
Drinking
On The Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
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|
|
Comedy
Batting |
|
|
|
|
Nickname
Avoidance |
Flash |
|
|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
Slow
Scoring |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.50 |
|
James |
Bullying
a Woman |
C&B first ball |
|
|
|
Gender
Mistake |
|
|
|
|
Bribing
the Scorer |
For the C&B that
wasn't |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
Cricket
Avoidance |
Concentrating on the
football |
|
|
|
Drinking
On The Pitch |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Matt |
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
Southampton FC |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
John |
Dissing
The Team |
Southampton FC |
|
|
|
Bank
Avoidance |
Delaying Fines Ctee
by poor choice of cashpoint |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Ant |
Nationality
Fraud |
Not being the only
left-arm Aussie called Ant |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
His own son |
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
Taking catch for
dismissal of |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
|
|
|
£12.50 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |