Far From the MCC fines 22.5.05 v Wootton & Bladon (a) no result

25p unless otherwise stated.

Player	Fine	Reason	Cost
Lee	Pub Avoidance
	Asking a Stupid Question	“Where are the showers?” (when next to them)
			£0.50
Steve D	Retirement Fraud	Bowling
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£0.75
Martin	Impersonating Torville And Dean
	Aiding and Abetting	Throw led to bat damage
			£0.50
Jake	Impersonating Torville And Dean	Torville
	Turning Up Late
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Fine Avoidance	Thornton was smoking on the pitch
			£1.25
Ian	Sportswear Avoidance	Hat
	Dissing The Team
	Bullying a Small Child	Dismissing two of them
	Self Importance
	Impersonating Torville And Dean	Torville
			£1.25
Thornton	Geography Avoidance	Navigating to Bladon instead of Wootton
	Drinking On The Pitch Avoidance	Regularly leaving the field for a swig
	Eating On The Pitch
	Inappropriate Footwear	Goat boots
			£1.00
James H	Geography Avoidance	Driving to Bladon instead of Wootton
	Batting Avoidance	Electing to bowl with a batting team
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Self Importance
	Nickname Avoidance	ESP, predicting weather incorrectly
	Comedy Appealing
			£1.75
Gary	Criminal Damage	To opponents’ bat	£0.25
Ant	Ball Avoidance	Diving for catch	£0.25
Dan	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.00
			£8.50

Special Rates

Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50

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