Far From the
MCC fines 8.5.05 v Cholsey (a)
won by 9 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Player |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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|
Ant |
Jug Avoidance |
4 wickets |
£0.30 |
|
Dan |
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|
£0 |
|
Lee |
|
|
£0 |
|
Matt |
Laundry Avoidance |
Non-white whites |
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Umpiring Incompetence |
The ‘Going Down Legside’ signal |
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Stealing from the Opposition |
Hat, whilst umpiring |
|
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|
|
£0.75 |
|
Ian |
Assaulting the Opposition |
Suspected broken nose from short-pitcher |
|
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|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Bribing the Scorer |
For a wicket |
|
|
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|
|
£1 |
|
Thornton |
Smoking on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
James |
Losing The Toss |
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Impersonating Torville And Dean |
Torville |
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|
£0.50 |
|
Steve D |
Impersonating Torville And Dean |
Dean |
|
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Opening Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Credit |
|
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|
|
£1 |
|
John |
|
|
£0 |
|
Nick |
Impersonating a Member of the Fennel
Brothers |
The Fennel Brother |
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Dissing The Team |
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£0.50 |
|
Martin |
Impersonating a Cossack |
Boundary dive (as spectator) |
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Health And Safety Avoidance |
Endangering small child (above) |
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Self Importance |
8th over (of 7) |
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Asking a Stupid Question |
“Is anyone not going to the pub?” |
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|
|
£1 |
|
Jake |
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Umpiring Avoidance |
|
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Gavel Avoidance |
Weak gavelling |
|
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|
£1 |
|
|
|
|
£6.55 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |