Far From the
MCC fines 20.8.06 v Hanney CC (a)
won by 169 runs
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
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Steve D |
Grumbling |
About 2 hour journey |
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Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Comedy
Fielding |
Running in circles |
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Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
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Average
Protection |
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Dissing
The Team |
Dissing Ant's
bowling |
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Grumbling |
About fielding on
boundary |
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Geography
Avoidance |
Not finding pub before
game in village with only one street |
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Pub
Avoidance |
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Being
Sledged by a Small Child |
The incoming bat re
dropped catch |
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|
£2.75 |
|
Martin |
Jug
Avoidance |
Not scoring a ton |
|
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Grumbling |
About fielding at
cow corner |
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Dissing
The Team |
"You're all a
bunch of b*stards!" re fines |
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Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Grumbling |
About always being
in charge of kit bag |
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Kit
Bag Abuse |
Trying to get more kit
in than would fit |
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Stealing
an Umpire's Coat |
Probably belonging
to the opposition |
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|
£2.00 |
|
Jake |
Possessing
a Lighter in Marlborough Colours |
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|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Hat
Avoidance |
Leaving behind after
game |
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Impersonating
Jesus |
Long hair and beard |
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Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
Getting lift from
area surrounded by speed bumps |
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Impersonating
John Inman |
Mincing whilst
taking drinks off field |
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Drinks-Making
Incompetence |
Trying to use
polystyrene cups for cold drinks |
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Lighter
Theft |
Stealing Vicki's
lighter at last game |
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Communication
Avoidance |
Forgetting
arrangements re lift from Ian |
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Inappropriate
Flirting |
Being chatted up by
opposition - complemented on socks |
|
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|
|
|
£2.75 |
|
Ian |
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
a Cat |
Having at least 9
lives batting |
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Toss
Avoidance |
|
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Losing
The Toss |
Not winning it |
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Bribery
and Corruption |
Bribing opposition
captain to say toss took place |
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Calling
a Witness to Fines Committee |
Opposition captain
re whether toss took place |
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Jug
Avoidance |
Out for 49 |
|
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Communication
Avoidance |
Forgetting arrangements
re picking up Jake |
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Comedy
Fielding |
Running in for catch
that then sailed over head |
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Singles
Chart Avoidance |
Recliner EP |
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Blaming
Tools |
Dissing the pitch |
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Poor
Field Placement |
Mid-on avoidance |
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Joy-Riding
a Skoda |
Ramming James' VW |
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Joy-Riding
a Skoda |
Not finding reverse
gear |
|
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|
|
|
£3.75 |
|
Mike R |
Grumbling |
About always being
fined for Marlborough shirt |
|
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Sportswear
Avoidance |
Wearing a
Marlborough shirt |
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Self
Importance |
Continually fielding
off own bowling |
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Grumbling |
About continually
not getting a bat |
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Impersonating
Elvis Presley |
Blue plastic shoes |
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Feeling
Lonely |
Missing Dan (fellow
ex-Marlborough player) |
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Self
Importance |
Claiming delivery
was "unplayable" |
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|
£1.75 |
|
Nick |
Comedy
Dismissal |
Treading on stumps
for the second time this season |
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Inappropriate
Dancing |
In the slips |
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Inappropriate
Flirting |
With James during
Fines Committee re dancing in slips |
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Impersonating
a Speedboat |
Speeding well past
the stumps when running |
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Sportswear
Avoidance |
Misplacing glove |
|
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|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Richard |
Self
Importance |
Assuming the nickname
'Dips' |
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Grumbling |
About lack of action
in field |
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Knocking-In
Avoidance |
Bat did not sound
knocked-in |
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Match
Avoidance |
Not playing for 6
years |
|
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|
Self
Importance |
Claiming was getting
a lot of spin |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
James H |
Dissent |
Pub abuse during
Fines Committee |
£0.50 |
|
|
Grumbling |
About lack of teas |
|
|
|
Possessing
a Lighter in Marlborough Colours |
|
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|
|
Lighter
Theft |
Stealing 'Jake's'
lighter |
|
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Self
Importance |
Denying ownership of
lighter |
|
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Concentration
Avoidance During Fines Committee |
Whilst trying to
engineer the perfect crime |
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Impersonating
a Builder |
Shorts covered in
paint |
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Impersonating
a Schoolboy |
"No, sir,"
to Gary (teacher) |
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Fantasy
Cricket Avoidance |
Not bringing the
team/data sheets |
|
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Inappropriate
Flirting |
Being chatted up by
Nick during Fines Committee re dancing in slips |
|
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Sportswear
Avoidance |
No studs |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
|
Matt |
Inappropriate
Dancing |
In the slips |
|
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Grumbling |
About fielding at
long on both ends |
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Slow
Running |
Not troubling the
third umpire |
|
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|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Gary |
Leaving
The Job At Home Avoidance |
Coaching the
opposition |
|
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Impersonating
Chris Read |
Rumours are that
they are one and the same person |
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|
Average
Protection |
117 not out |
|
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Pub
Avoidance |
|
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Geography
Avoidance |
Not finding pub before
game in village with only one street |
|
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|
Fine
Entrapment |
Causing Nick to have
to run like a speetboat |
|
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|
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Jumper |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Ant |
Expressing
Dark Thoughts |
Looking forward to
winter |
|
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Harbouring
Dark Thoughts |
|
|
|
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Impersonating
a Footballer |
Stealing James'
catch |
|
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Impersonating
Worzel Gummidge |
With hair style |
|
|
|
Failing
the Citizenship Test |
Not knowing who
Worzel Gummidge was |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Whilst bowling |
£0.50 |
|
|
Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
Getting lift from
area surrounded by speed bumps |
|
|
|
Grumbling |
About lack of teas |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
|
|
|
£23.75 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Dissent |
£0.50 |