Far From the
MCC fines 6.8.06 v Nomads of
Swindon (h) lost by 96 runs
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
|
Adrian S |
Records
Avoidance |
Failed longest run
of innings without being all out |
|
|
|
Introduction
Avoidance |
Roger Hargreaves (Mr
Small) |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Martin |
Jug
Avoidance |
Scoring 10 not 100 |
|
|
|
Pitch
Avoidance |
Worst wicket-taking
ball, above waist height |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Andy C |
Umpiring
Incompetence |
Not signalling, or signalling
with hands in pockets |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Insisting on
fielding at gulley |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Anthony Edwards |
Goose |
|
|
|
Knocking-In
Avoidance |
New bat was not
knocked in |
|
|
|
Falling
Asleep During Game |
|
|
|
|
Using
the Field as an Armchair |
|
|
|
|
Grumbling |
About lack of drinks |
|
|
|
Moping |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Dave |
Self
Importance |
Claimed giving team
total to chase |
|
|
|
Hero
To Zero |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
Lance Klusener |
With 26lb bat |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
"Unfortunate
that we couldn't bat" |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Jake |
Swimming
Pool Diving |
Impersonating a
Dolphin in the field |
|
|
|
Scorebook
Abuse |
Knocking beer over
on scorebook |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Kurt Cobain |
In a coffin |
|
|
|
Suicidal
Running |
Getting self run out |
|
|
|
Pen
Avoidance |
Using comedy pen
with fluffy ladybird |
|
|
|
Suicidal
Running |
Trying to run Gary
out |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ian |
Captaincy
Incompetence |
Selecting 12 players |
|
|
|
Bowling
Avoidance |
Telling Ant to warm
up then not bowling him |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Having 3 elbows |
|
|
|
Feigning
Injury |
Retiring hurt |
|
|
|
Fine
Entrapment |
Preventing Gary's 50 |
|
|
|
Losing
The Toss |
|
|
|
|
Losing
a Lucky Coin |
Lucky 2p |
|
|
|
Poor
Field Placement |
|
|
|
|
Tossing
an Unlucky Coin |
Unlucky 50p |
|
|
|
Stirring
an Ant's Nest |
Held responsible for
swarms of flying ants |
|
|
|
Captaincy
Incompetence |
Told Nick he was
playing, then not, then asked if could play |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Geoff Boycott |
Spitting on coin |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
|
Mike R |
Average
Protection |
Being not out |
|
|
|
Run
Avoidance |
Not running when
called |
|
|
|
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Wearing Marlborough
shirt |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Matt |
Grumbling |
About fielding at
long-on both ends |
|
|
|
Photography
Avoidance |
Not bringing camera |
|
|
|
Slow
Scoring |
Impersonating Geoff
Boycott |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Monty Panesar |
Not seeing ball |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Gary |
Self
Importance |
Disputing umpire's
decision turning down stumping appeal |
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
Taking skipper's
elbow out with on-drive |
|
|
|
Hat
Avoidance |
Wearing orange cap
(and gloves) |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Chris Broad |
Feigning to smash
stumps when out |
|
|
|
Jug
Avoidance |
Out for 47 |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ant |
Harbouring
Dark Thoughts |
|
|
|
|
Slow
Scoring |
As 'pinch-hitter' |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Dan |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Calling for gavel on
own fines |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
|
|
|
£14.50 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Dissent |
£0.50 |