Far From the MCC fines 16.7.06 v Wootton & Bladon (h) won by 58 runs

 

25p unless otherwise stated.

 

 

Name

Fine

Reason

Cost

Martin

Self Importance

"Getting another ton would have been boring"

 

 

Dissent

When out for 81

 

 

 

 

£0.50

Andy C

Duck

 

£0.50

 

Dissent

When out

 

 

Run Avoidance

When called by Matt who was then stranded

 

 

 

 

£1.00

Andrew M

Drinking On The Pitch

 

£0.50

 

Sportswear Avoidance

No whites in field despite taking 1/2 hour changing

 

 

Turning Up Late

For the second innings

 

 

Dropped Catch

Despite technical correctness at slip

£0.50

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

 

 

£2.00

Jake

Pen Avoidance

For scribbling down fines

 

 

Gavel Avoidance

Allowing gavel theft

 

 

Paper Avoidance

For scribbling fines down on

 

 

Ball Avoidance

Failing to dive like salmon in field

 

 

Impersonating a Member of The Mafia

'Bring-it-on' attitude during Fines Committee

 

 

 

 

£1.25

Ian

Impersonating a Tour Guide

Taking Vicki to the Scilly Isles

 

 

Impersonating an Alcoholic

On the Scilly Isles

 

 

Impersonating a Member of The Mafia

The Scillian Mafia

 

 

Joy-Riding a Skoda

To the Scilly Isles

 

 

Cricket Avoidance

Being Scilly

 

 

Captaincy Avoidance

Going on holiday

 

 

Average Protection

By not playing

 

 

Self Importance

Dictating the batting line-up from the Scilly Isles

 

 

 

 

£2.00

Mike R

Sportswear Avoidance

Wearing fake Marlborough shirt

 

 

Dropped Catch

 

 

 

 

 

£0.50

Nick

Bowling Avoidance

Pleading with skip to take him off

 

 

Impersonating a Member of The Mafia

Threatening to kidnap Steve P

 

 

Self Importance

Quibbling with Mafia-related fine

 

 

Self Importance

Laughing at only getting fined 25p

 

 

 

 

£1.00

Thornton

Smoking on the Pitch

 

£0.50

 

Average Protection

Batting out 34th over - and smiling when done

 

 

Ball Avoidance

Not quite getting to catch quick enough

 

 

 

 

£1.00

James H

Scoreboard Abuse

Accidentally knocking it off its two-chair support

 

 

Umpiring Avoidance

Because entertaining parents

 

 

Willing a Team Mate to Get Out

So would get a bat - bad luck mate!

 

 

Dissent

At not getting bat after padded up for 6 overs

 

 

Opening Bowler No Wicket

 

 

 

 

 

£1.25

Matt

Ball Avoidance

Wafting shots

 

 

Cricket Avoidance

Concentrating on the Fantasy League

 

 

 

 

£0.50

Ant

Comedy Fielding

"Oh shit" before missing catch

 

 

Feigning Injury

Diving avoidance at slip

 

 

Ball Avoidance

At slip, could've leant forward more for catch?

 

 

Turning Up Late

Having forgotten medication

 

 

 

 

£1.00

Dan

Self Importance

Asking tennis players to move from behind bowler's arm

 

 

Celebration Avoidance

Not celebrating 42

 

 

Impersonating Steve D

Yes-no-yes when calling Andy M onto pitch

 

 

Plagiarism

Of batting line-up pool system

 

 

Average Protection

Playing defensive shots in 35th over

 

 

 

 

£1.25

 

 

 

£13.25

 

 

Special Rates

 

Duck

£0.50

Golden Duck

£1.00

Dropped Catch

£0.50

Opening Bowler No Wicket

£0.50

Opening Partnership Avoidance

£0.50

Smoking on the Pitch

£0.50

Drinking on the Pitch

£0.50

Missed Stumping

£0.50

Missed Run-Out

£0.50

Fines' Folder Abuse

£0.50

Dissent

£0.50

 

 

 

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