Far From the
MCC fines 16.7.06 v Wootton &
Bladon (h) won by 58 runs
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
|
Martin |
Self
Importance |
"Getting
another ton would have been boring" |
|
|
|
Dissent |
When out for 81 |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Andy C |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissent |
When out |
|
|
|
Run
Avoidance |
When called by Matt
who was then stranded |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Andrew M |
Drinking
On The Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Sportswear
Avoidance |
No whites in field despite
taking 1/2 hour changing |
|
|
|
Turning
Up Late |
For the second
innings |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
Despite technical
correctness at slip |
£0.50 |
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Jake |
Pen
Avoidance |
For scribbling down fines |
|
|
|
Gavel
Avoidance |
Allowing gavel theft |
|
|
|
Paper
Avoidance |
For scribbling fines
down on |
|
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
Failing to dive like
salmon in field |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Member of The Mafia |
'Bring-it-on' attitude
during Fines Committee |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ian |
Impersonating
a Tour Guide |
Taking Vicki to the
Scilly Isles |
|
|
|
Impersonating
an Alcoholic |
On the Scilly Isles |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Member of The Mafia |
The Scillian Mafia |
|
|
|
Joy-Riding
a Skoda |
To the Scilly Isles |
|
|
|
Cricket
Avoidance |
Being Scilly |
|
|
|
Captaincy
Avoidance |
Going on holiday |
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
By not playing |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Dictating the batting
line-up from the Scilly Isles |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Mike R |
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Wearing fake
Marlborough shirt |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Nick |
Bowling
Avoidance |
Pleading with skip
to take him off |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Member of The Mafia |
Threatening to
kidnap Steve P |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Quibbling with
Mafia-related fine |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Laughing at only
getting fined 25p |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Thornton |
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Average
Protection |
Batting out 34th
over - and smiling when done |
|
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
Not quite getting to
catch quick enough |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
James H |
Scoreboard
Abuse |
Accidentally
knocking it off its two-chair support |
|
|
|
Umpiring
Avoidance |
Because entertaining
parents |
|
|
|
Willing
a Team Mate to Get Out |
So would get a bat -
bad luck mate! |
|
|
|
Dissent |
At not getting bat
after padded up for 6 overs |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Matt |
Ball
Avoidance |
Wafting shots |
|
|
|
Cricket
Avoidance |
Concentrating on the
Fantasy League |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Ant |
Comedy
Fielding |
"Oh shit"
before missing catch |
|
|
|
Feigning
Injury |
Diving avoidance at
slip |
|
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
At slip, could've
leant forward more for catch? |
|
|
|
Turning
Up Late |
Having forgotten
medication |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Dan |
Self
Importance |
Asking tennis
players to move from behind bowler's arm |
|
|
|
Celebration
Avoidance |
Not celebrating 42 |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Steve D |
Yes-no-yes when
calling Andy M onto pitch |
|
|
|
Plagiarism |
Of batting line-up
pool system |
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
Playing defensive
shots in 35th over |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
|
|
|
£13.25 |
Special Rates
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Dissent |
£0.50 |