Far From the MCC fines 2.7.06 v Oxford University Offices (h) won by 25 runs

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Steve D	Excessive Use of Headwear	Wearing 3 hats
	Dissent	Verbal in front of own child
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.00
Martin	Self Importance	Hogging the game with 106 not out
	Premature Showering	During tea interval
	Pavilion Abuse	Flooding the changing room showering
	Impersonating Jack Nicholson	Wet hair after shower at tea
	Excessive Celebration	Of century
			£1.25
Steve P	Drugs Avoidance	Not giggling as if high
	Fine Entrapment	Attempted cob entrapment - referring to Steve D as 'social hand-grenade'
	Self Importance	Wearing shirt with logo size exceeding ICC guidelines
	Dissent	Swearing
	Abusing a Team Mate	Injuring Dan in nets
			£1.25
Andy C	Abusing a Team Mate	Self-harm, drinking too much gin
	Ball Avoidance	Did not quite make catch
	Self Importance	Drinking own bottle of gin
	Comedy Appealing	LBW appeals from square leg
	Self Importance	Replacing Thorn despite need for 'strong team'
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Alcohol Avoidance	Not drinking James' gin
			£2.00
Ian	Fine Entrapment	Getting Nick to pad up early
	Dissing The Team	Getting Nick to pad up early
	Turning Up Late	After going back to look for phone
	Dissing The Team	Tactlessly leaving Andy out to play 'strong team'
			£1.00
Mike R	Pitch Avoidance	Bowling wide after Gary's "Don't give him any width"
	Sportswear Avoidance	Wearing 'Marlborough' shirt
			£0.50
Nick	Communication Avoidance	Not lift-sharing with Steve
	Self Importance	Sitting padded up for hours but did not bat
	Impersonating Nobody	TFC, and for sitting in pads all that time without ever getting to bat
			£0.75
James H	Environment Abuse	Driving to game, not cycling
	Hat Abuse	Crumpled hat
	Communication Avoidance	Losing phone
	Cycling Avoidance	Getting confused where bike and car were
	Concentration Avoidance During Fines Committee	Trying to make alternative conversation
	Impersonating an Alcoholic	Drinking entire bottle of gin previous day
			£1.50
Gary	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Fine Entrapment	"Don't give him any width," to Mike before he bowled wide
	Impersonating a Wizard	Relatively long umpires coat
	Dissent	After appeal for catch turned down
	Dissent	Whilst batting
			£1.50
Ant	Harbouring Dark Thoughts	Suggesting day-night game would suit dark personality
	Expressing Dark Thoughts	About Dan's injury-inflicting bowling
	Impersonating a Thug	Lowering the tone with black eye
			£0.75
Dan	Premature Celebration	On reaching 42
	Communication Avoidance	Using a can of Stella as a phone
	Batting Avoidance	Not opening due to injury in nets
	Abusing a Team Mate	Bowling quick one injuring Ant in nets
	Inappropriate Headwear	Should've worn helmet in nets
			£1.25
			£12.75

Special Rates

Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50

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