Far From the
MCC fines 9.7.06 v Tackley (h)
won by 5 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
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Steve D |
Cob
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Martin |
Impersonating
Nobody |
TFC |
£0.25 |
|
Steve P |
Dissent |
Verbal after out LBW |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Volleying left glove
after out LBW |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissent |
Throwing left pad
down after out LBW |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Throwing right pad
down after out LBW |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Volleying right
glove after out LBW |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Volleying box after
out LBW |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Threatening to pee
in Nick's garden after out LBW |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Throwing bat in air
after out LBW |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.50 |
|
Andrew M |
Alcohol
Avoidance |
Drinking relative
shandy (Kronenberg) |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Jake |
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Bad
Hair Day |
Headband avoidance |
|
|
|
Excessive
Use of Headwear |
Exchanging helmet
for hat, then helmet immediately, later hat |
|
|
|
Wearing
an Unlucky Hat |
Was out third ball
of wearing hat |
|
|
|
Sportswear
Incompetence |
Putting on thigh pad |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Ian |
Failure
to Recognize Own Player |
Claiming Martin's
left-behind shirt was Jake's |
|
|
|
Using
the J Word |
|
|
|
|
Voting
Fraud |
Voting for and
against during fine appeal |
|
|
|
Spelling
Avoidance |
Spelling own surname
wrong |
|
|
|
Buffet
Theft |
Coming on at end to
bowl a few kebabs |
|
|
|
Losing
The Toss |
|
|
|
|
Communication
Avoidance |
Ringing Steve D to
contact Gary |
|
|
|
Hat
Avoidance |
Leaving hat behind after
pointing out shirt left behind |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Nick |
Fine
Entrapment |
Steve P's cobs after
LBW |
|
|
|
Trigger
Finger |
Steve P claimed was
outside line |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
James H |
Comedy
Fielding |
When ball bounced unexpectedly |
£0.25 |
|
|
Missed
Stumping |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
"It's my
line!" to umpire after stumping appeal |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Barrow Boy |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Ant |
Impersonating
Withnail |
Daughter put toy soldier
up nose ("Get it with the pliers") |
|
|
|
Feigning
Injury |
Pointing out net
injury had not quite healed |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Mad Professor |
Long hair around
ears |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Dan |
Attempting
to Bankrupt The Club |
Threatening club
with legal action during fines committee |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Dog |
Excessively long
inappropriate urination |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Urination |
|
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Obfuscating (impersonating
a lawyer) during fines committee |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
|
|
|
£11.50 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |