Far From the
MCC fines 11.6.06 v
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
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Adrian S |
Impersonating
a Mister Man |
Mr Small |
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Duck |
|
£0.50 |
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Geography
Avoidance |
Parking a mile from
the ground |
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Comedy
Fielding |
On knees, apparently
praying |
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|
£1.25 |
|
Martin |
Attempting
to Bankrupt The Club |
Gambling on pub scratch-card
with club money |
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Supplying
an Unlucky Hat |
To Thorn |
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Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
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Supplying
an Unlucky Hat |
To Jake |
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Supplying
an Unlucky Hat |
To Ant |
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Bat
Abuse |
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Supplying
an Unlucky Hat |
To Andy |
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Supplying
an Unlucky Hat |
To Matt |
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Supplying
an Unlucky Hat |
To himself |
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Dissent |
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Supplying
an Unlucky Hat |
To James |
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|
Golden
Duck |
|
£1.00 |
|
|
|
|
£3.75 |
|
Steve P |
Impersonating
a Footballer |
Doing keepy-uppies
with cricket ball |
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Pub
Avoidance |
Before game |
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Geography
Avoidance |
Arrived at wrong
school (ground) |
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Self
Importance |
Direct hit from
boundary wasn’t necessary |
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Sinking
the Titanic |
What's happened to
Nick? |
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Impersonating
a Butcher's Tool |
Having a 'mincing'
bowling action |
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Impersonating
a Drug Addict |
Giggling
hysterically after collapse |
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|
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Excessive
Intimacy with Opposition |
Being chatted up by
opposing keeper after game |
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|
£2.00 |
|
Andy C |
Dissent |
|
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|
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Comedy
Sledging |
"You've got him
afraid now," then bat hit six |
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Comedy
Appealing |
|
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Impersonating
a Netherlander |
Living in an orange
house |
|
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Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
|
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|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
"Come on James,
don't let him treat you like a bitch!" |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Jake |
Impersonating
a Drug Addict |
Memory loss - claiming
Ian's dismissal was first, forgetting own |
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|
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Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
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|
|
|
Fine
Avoidance |
No cash to pay |
|
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Impersonating
Eric Clapton |
Haircut |
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Impersonating
a Footballer |
Stopped ball with
shin |
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Wearing
an Unlucky Hat |
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Drinking
On The Pitch |
Whilst umpiring |
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|
£1.75 |
|
Ian |
Bowling
Avoidance |
Not bowling Steve P |
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Jug
Avoidance |
Out for 47 |
|
|
|
Instigating
a Collapse |
Being first dismissal
of collapse |
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Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
Paid on Jake's
behalf due to run-out |
£0.50 |
|
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Suicidal
Running |
In 2nd over |
|
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|
Wearing
an Unlucky Hat |
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|
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Hat
Avoidance |
Losing new hat |
|
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Excessive
Intimacy with Opposition |
Apparently mounted
by opposition keeper |
|
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|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
Mike R |
Dissent |
|
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|
|
Unorthodox
Batting Stance |
LHB - a club first |
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Hat
Avoidance |
Not ordering unlucky
hat |
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Suicidal
Running |
Running out self |
|
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|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
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Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Impersonating
Mike C |
Billy Liar - re who
got lift with |
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Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
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Average
Protection Avoidance |
Stayed in through
most but not all of collapse |
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Watching
a Collapse |
As non-striker
(mostly) |
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|
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|
£1.50 |
|
James H |
Impersonating
a Cleaner |
Rolling sleeves up -
'Wife Avoidance'? |
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|
Wearing
an Unlucky Hat |
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|
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Hat
Theft |
Hiding Ian's hat in
practical joke |
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|
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Cycling
Avoidance |
Had promised to
cycle to every game |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
|
|
|
|
Being
the Batsman's Bitch |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Matt |
Impersonating
a Chav |
Pulling doughnuts on
pitch in TVR |
|
|
|
Wearing
an Unlucky Hat |
|
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Ant |
Excessive
Eyebrow Length |
|
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|
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Harbouring
Dark Thoughts |
Black thoughts |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Appealing
Against a Non-Existent Fine |
|
|
|
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Wearing
an Unlucky Hat |
|
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
0 not out but didn't
face a ball |
|
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Using
the J Word |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
|
|
|
£21.00 |
Special Rates
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |