Far From the
MCC fines 4.6.06 v University
Offices (a) lost by 7 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
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Steve D |
Feigning
Injury |
Migraine |
|
|
|
Dissent |
When smacked for
four |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Crashing into concrete shed off pitch |
|
|
|
Dissent |
When run out |
|
|
|
Feigning
Injury |
Before match |
|
|
|
Expecting
a Child on a Match Day |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Martin |
Impersonating
Boris Johnson |
Rugby-tackling Steve |
|
|
|
Attempting
to Bankrupt The Club |
Practicing on
Vodafone with £28m losses |
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
Making Andy cry
having to take catch for dismissal |
|
|
|
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Kit avoidance |
|
|
|
Dissent |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Hogging the game in
the field |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Steve P |
Hat
Theft |
Attempted, calling
for hat in field when only 3 runs needed |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Communication
Avoidance |
Driving from Cholsey
whilst neighbour Nick took train |
|
|
|
Bat
Abuse |
|
|
|
|
Dissent |
Poor quality cob |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Andy C |
Introduction
Avoidance |
Not introducing
girlfriend, leading to |
|
|
|
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Whites |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
Despite playing for
opposition |
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
a Wimp |
Crying having to
take catches to dismiss team mates |
|
|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Average
Protection |
Playing for
opposition |
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
Making Martin cry by
taking catch to dismiss |
|
|
|
Muzzle
Avoidance |
Shouting abuse at
regular team-mates in field |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Sailor |
Turning up jeans |
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
Making Ant cry by
taking catch to dismiss |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
|
Jake |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Swapping
Shirts with a Spectator |
'Jakesville' t-shirt |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tramp |
Dirty fingernails |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tramp |
Nicotine stains on
finger |
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
Making Andy cry
about excessive fines |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ian |
Captaincy
Avoidance |
Insufficient
vociferousness in field |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Tinkerman |
Kept changing field
only for ball to go where fielder moved from |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Urination |
|
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Flirting |
Calling |
|
|
|
Bowling
Avoidance |
Taking Martin off
and stealing his wicket |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Nick |
Communication
Avoidance |
Taking train from
Cholsey whilst neighbour Steve drove |
|
|
|
Dissent |
|
|
|
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
Dissing self |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
|
Drinking On The Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissent |
After asking
motorist to push-start van in traffic jam and receiving response,
"Sorry, I'm in a hurry." |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Flirting |
With Andy's
girlfriend |
|
|
|
Dissent |
|
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Flirting |
Being called 'babe'
by Ian |
|
|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
James H |
Impersonating
an Alcoholic |
Opposition thought
he was drunk |
|
|
|
Comedy
Appealing |
|
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Urination |
|
|
|
|
Dissent |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Clown |
Falling off bike |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Matt |
Comedy
Fielding |
Slipping over |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
|
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Slipping over |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Ant |
Average
Protection Avoidance |
Not batting overs
out |
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
Own son |
|
|
|
Dissent |
About fines |
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
Wearing own son as
an anklet |
|
|
|
Dissent |
About state of wet
ball |
|
|
|
Harbouring
Dark Thoughts |
|
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
Making Andy cry
having to take catch for dismissal |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
|
|
|
£18.00 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |