Far From the
MCC fines 14.5.06 v R. T. Harris
(a) lost by 20 runs
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost |
|
Martin |
Feigning
Injury |
Impersonating a
weightlifter |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Run
Avoidance |
"If your end
was so dangerous, how come I got run out?" |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Steve P |
Impersonating
a Corpse |
After taking c&b |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Farmer |
Bringing 2
scarecrows dressed in full cricket attire |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Corpse |
After dropping
c&b |
|
|
|
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Whites |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Andy C |
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Voting
Fraud |
Claiming to have
brought proxy votes to Fines Committee |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Combat style |
|
|
|
Duck
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
Directing Ian to
drive along Magdalen Rd |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Andrew M |
Duck
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Alcohol
Avoidance |
Consuming beer less
than 8% ABV |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Jake |
Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
Directing Ian to drive
along Magdalen Rd |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Ian |
Losing
The Toss |
|
|
|
|
Bowling
Avoidance |
Asking James to warm
up too soon |
|
|
|
Instigating
a Collapse |
Predicting Matt's
dismissal |
|
|
|
Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
Driving along |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Urination |
On pitch |
|
|
|
Bowling
Avoidance |
Not letting Andy
bowl |
|
|
|
Bowling
Avoidance |
Not letting Dan bowl |
|
|
|
Fine
Entrapment |
Attempted of James regarding
match-fitness after cycling |
|
|
|
Suicidal
Running |
Running-out Martin |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
Nick |
Pub
Avoidance |
After game |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Farmer |
Bringing 2
scarecrows dressed in full cricket attire |
|
|
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Excessive
Cheesiness |
Having a phone
number that spells C-H-E-E-S-E |
|
|
|
Trigger
Finger |
|
|
|
|
Blaming
Tools |
Complaining about
pitch regarding dismissal |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
James H |
Impersonating
Mike C |
'Billy Liar' |
£0.25 |
|
Matt |
Classic
Car Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Photography
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Ant |
Exhaust
Pipe Abuse |
Directing Ian to
drive along Magdalen Rd |
£0.25 |
|
Dan |
Inappropriate
Urination |
On the pitch |
|
|
|
Holy
Water Avoidance |
None in urine |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£11.50 |
Special Rates
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |