Far From the MCC fines 29.4.07 v Wootton & Boar’s Hill (a) lost by 4 runs
25p unless otherwise stated.
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Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Ade S |
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Not wearing club
shirt |
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Impersonating
a White Matrix |
T-shirt design |
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Self
Importance |
Brining two bats…
DNB |
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Impersonating
a Footballer |
Wayne Rooney style
celebration |
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Impersonating
a Mister Man |
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Self
Importance |
Framing shirt
instead of wearing it |
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Pitch
Abuse |
Sliding on knees on
pitch in celebration |
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|
£1.75 |
|
Steve D |
Bullying
a Small Child |
Hitting six directly
towards crèche |
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Pitch
Avoidance |
Bowling 1st ball
wide so couldn’t be hit for six |
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Aggressive
Peacemaking |
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Self
Importance |
"My best shot
ever" |
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|
£1.00 |
|
Martin |
Self
Importance |
Fielding better off
own bowling |
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Golden
Duck |
|
£1.00 |
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Impersonating
a Footballer |
Tipping one or two
round the post |
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Impersonating
David Bellamy |
Hanging around in
hedges |
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Instigating
a Collapse |
Predicting Thorn's
dismissal |
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|
£2.00 |
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Geoff |
Impersonating
a Footballer |
Fielding with feet |
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Comedy
Fielding |
Paper-like defence |
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Impersonating
an American |
Driving ram-raiding
Jeep pick-up |
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Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
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|
£1.25 |
|
Jake |
Self
Importance |
Debating with Fines
Committee |
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Impersonating
Eric Clapton |
Hair |
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Suicidal
Running |
Whilst apparently
stuck in glue |
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Inappropriate
Flirting |
With old lady at
wrong house who was 'just getting dressed' |
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Geography
Avoidance |
Right house no. but
wrong street to collect Dan |
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|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ian |
Self
Importance |
Electing to bowl
first |
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Suicidal
Running |
Trying to run out
Dan |
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History
Avoidance |
Electing to bowl
first |
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Failure
to Recognize Own Player |
Mistook Martin for
John |
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Failure
to Recognize Own Player |
Mistook John for
Martin |
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Captaincy
Incompetence |
Failing to control
players |
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Ball
Avoidance |
Lofted cover drive
that wasn't |
|
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|
£1.75 |
|
Mike R |
Self
Importance |
Thought would get
5th wicket |
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Jug
Avoidance |
4 wickets |
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Carrot
Avoidance |
Lacking snowman's
nose |
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Impersonating
a Snowman |
By manner of
hat-wearing |
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|
£1.00 |
|
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Batting
Whilst Unfit through Drink or Drugs |
Several Stellas |
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Abusing
a Team Mate |
Threatening Mike C |
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|
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Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
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|
|
£1.00 |
|
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Winding
Up The Umpire |
"It was
out" |
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Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Harbouring Dark Thoughts |
Re stumping decision |
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Dissent |
After stumping
decision |
£0.50 |
|
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|
£1.50 |
|
John |
Pub
Avoidance |
After game |
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Poor
Field Placement |
Asking skipper to
field on picnic table |
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Fine
Entrapment |
Pushing Thorn on
pitch when smoking |
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Golden
Duck |
|
£1.00 |
|
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Harbouring Dark Thoughts |
Grudge from LBW
given by Martin 4 years ago |
|
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|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Dan |
New
Bat Avoidance |
Did not hit ball
after swapping bats |
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|
Winding
Up The Umpire |
"It was miles
out" |
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Canine
Fraud |
Some other black |
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Instigating
a Collapse |
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|
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Self
Importance |
Trying to get Ian to
bat sensibly |
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|
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|
£1.25 |
|
|
|
|
£15.75 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
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Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
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Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
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Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
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Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Dissent |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |