Far From the MCC fines 12.8.07 v Wootton & Boars
Hill (h) lost by 5 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Petr |
Inappropriate
Flirting |
Chatting up Kev with stories of flying tanks - out-Kevving Kev |
|
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Comedy
Fielding |
Nutmegged |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
|
Borrowing car and
shirt, having the same hairstyle |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Geoff |
Impersonating
a Footballer |
Fielding with feet |
|
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
Lack of action in
field |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
"Why bend down
[to field] when feet already on ground?" |
|
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
"Mike … can't
bat, bowl or field" |
|
|
|
Self
Importance Avoidance |
"I'm like Mike
- I can't bat, bowl or field" |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Recruitment Agent |
Headhunting for
Saturday league team |
|
|
|
Having
a Minor Cob |
Re fines |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Andrew M |
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
In
Denial |
Denying fingertips
are part of the hand: "I didn't get a hand to it" |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Dave |
Pub
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
"I got 29 last
week, why aren't I batting higher up the order?" |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Flirting |
'Lifting' Geoff's
shirt |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
Ian |
Celebration
Avoidance |
Of century |
|
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
"I'd rather let
you lot lose than bowl myself" |
|
|
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Impersonating
Clive Morton |
|
|
|
|
Grumbling |
About never winning
the toss |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Correcting scorebook
- "I only got 111, not 112" |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
"I could have
got a ton for Hanney yesterday as well" |
|
|
|
Insulting
the Fines Committee Chairman |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
"Ade's a pie chucker" |
|
|
|
Getting
Out to a Bowler with a Comedy Name |
|
|
|
|
Records
Avoidance |
Not getting highest
MAD score - had time for 150+ |
|
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
"Dan's a pie
chucker" |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
|
Nick |
Dissing
The Team |
Dissing Mike's
bowling |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
Sharp C&B chance |
£0.50 |
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
"Won't be any
quick singles with Matt and Ade batting" |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
James H |
Having
a Minor Cob |
Sulky cob |
|
|
|
Fine
Avoidance |
Trying to pass off
ripped up fiver to pay fines |
|
|
|
Having
a Major Cob |
After dropped catch |
£0.50 |
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Diving after ball
had crossed boundary |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Barrier like a sieve |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Matt |
Duck
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Scoring
Incompetence |
Nobody knows exactly
when Ian completed his ton |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Mike C |
Golden
Duck |
|
£1.00 |
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
"I took a
wicket yesterday." |
|
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
To Ade: "You
have your own pads?!" |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Ade F |
Self
Importance Avoidance |
"Me?
Bowl?!" |
|
|
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Excessive
Intimacy with Opposition |
Related to opps Mr Fisher? |
|
|
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Average
Protection |
|
|
|
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Excessive
Celebration |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Dan |
Feigning
Injury |
Shoulder |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Getting
Out to a Bowler with a Comedy Name |
Crapper |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
|
|
|
£18.00 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Insolvency (maximum limit) |
£1.00 |