Far From the MCC fines 12.8.07 v Wootton & Boars Hill (h) lost by 5 wickets

 

25p unless otherwise stated.

 

 

Name

Fine

Reason

Cost

Petr

Inappropriate Flirting

Chatting up Kev with stories of flying tanks - out-Kevving Kev

 

 

Comedy Fielding

Nutmegged

 

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

Impersonating Thornton

Borrowing car and shirt, having the same hairstyle

 

 

 

 

£1.25

Geoff

Impersonating a Footballer

Fielding with feet

 

 

Ball Avoidance

Lack of action in field

 

 

Self Importance

"Why bend down [to field] when feet already on ground?"

 

 

Dissing The Team

"Mike … can't bat, bowl or field"

 

 

Self Importance Avoidance

"I'm like Mike - I can't bat, bowl or field"

 

 

Impersonating a Recruitment Agent

Headhunting for Saturday league team

 

 

Having a Minor Cob

Re fines

 

 

 

 

£1.75

Andrew M

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

In Denial

Denying fingertips are part of the hand: "I didn't get a hand to it"

 

 

Duck

 

£0.50

 

 

 

£1.25

Dave

Pub Avoidance

 

 

 

Self Importance

"I got 29 last week, why aren't I batting higher up the order?"

 

 

Inappropriate Flirting

'Lifting' Geoff's shirt

 

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

Opening Bowler No Wicket

 

£0.50

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

 

 

£2.25

Ian

Celebration Avoidance

Of century

 

 

Dissing The Team

"I'd rather let you lot lose than bowl myself"

 

 

Impersonating Clive Morton

 

 

 

Grumbling

About never winning the toss

 

 

Self Importance

Correcting scorebook - "I only got 111, not 112"

 

 

Self Importance

"I could have got a ton for Hanney yesterday as well"

 

 

Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman

 

£0.50

 

Dissing The Team

"Ade's a pie chucker"

 

 

Getting Out to a Bowler with a Comedy Name

Rogers

 

 

Records Avoidance

Not getting highest MAD score - had time for 150+

 

 

Dissing The Team

"Dan's a pie chucker"

 

 

 

 

£3.00

Nick

Dissing The Team

Dissing Mike's bowling

 

 

Dropped Catch

Sharp C&B chance

£0.50

 

Dissing The Team

"Won't be any quick singles with Matt and Ade batting"

 

 

 

 

£1.00

James H

Having a Minor Cob

Sulky cob

 

 

Fine Avoidance

Trying to pass off ripped up fiver to pay fines

 

 

Having a Major Cob

After dropped catch

£0.50

 

Comedy Fielding

Diving after ball had crossed boundary

 

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

Comedy Fielding

Barrier like a sieve

 

 

 

 

£2.00

Matt

Duck Avoidance

 

 

 

Scoring Incompetence

Nobody knows exactly when Ian completed his ton

 

 

 

 

£0.50

Mike C

Golden Duck

 

£1.00

 

Opening Bowler No Wicket

 

£0.50

 

Self Importance

"I took a wicket yesterday."

 

 

Dissing The Team

To Ade: "You have your own pads?!"

 

 

 

 

£2.00

Ade F

Self Importance Avoidance

"Me? Bowl?!"

 

 

Excessive Intimacy with Opposition

Related to opps Mr Fisher?

 

 

Average Protection

 

 

 

Excessive Celebration

 

 

 

 

 

£1.00

Dan

Feigning Injury

Shoulder

 

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

Duck

 

£0.50

 

Getting Out to a Bowler with a Comedy Name

Crapper

 

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

 

 

£2.00

 

 

 

£18.00

 

 

Special Rates

 

Duck

£0.50

Golden Duck

£1.00

Dropped Catch

£0.50

Opening Bowler No Wicket

£0.50

Opening Partnership Avoidance

£0.50

Smoking on the Pitch

£0.50

Drinking on the Pitch

£0.50

Missed Stumping

£0.50

Missed Run-Out

£0.50

Fines' Folder Abuse

£0.50

Impersonating Billy Liar

£0.50

Having a Major Cob

£0.50

Having a Parkinson’s Cob

£1.00

Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman

£0.50

Insolvency (maximum limit)

£1.00

 

 

 

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