Far From the MCC fines 8.7.07 v University Offices
(h) won by 9 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Martin |
Falling
Victim to Judas |
Out to Ant's first
ball for the opps |
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Jug
Avoidance |
Just the 4 wickets |
|
|
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Self
Importance |
Wanting to bowl
another ball, querying umpires call of 'over' |
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|
£0.75 |
|
Geoff |
Being
Semi-Metallic |
Plate in elbow |
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
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|
£0.50 |
|
Andrew M |
Impersonating
a Footballer |
Stopping ball with
feet |
£0.25 |
|
Dave |
Self
Importance |
During Fines
Committee |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Bodyline
Bowling |
Impersonating Harold
Larwood |
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|
|
Having
a Major Cob |
During Fines
Committee |
£0.50 |
|
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Grumbling |
About pitch's lack
of assistance for bowlers |
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Failure
to Recognize Own Player |
Calling Jake Geoff |
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£2.00 |
|
Jake |
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Not changing until
needing to be padded up |
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Self
Importance Avoidance |
Not expecting to be
needed to bat |
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Hair
Avoidance |
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|
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Self
Importance |
Suggesting own fines |
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Impersonating
a Footballer |
Ronaldo dribbling |
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|
Owning
a Town in |
Jakesville |
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|
Ball
Avoidance |
Lack of forward dive
for chance of catch |
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|
|
£1.75 |
|
Ian |
Patronizing
the Opposition |
Not expecting much
of a contest |
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|
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Insulting
the Fines Committee Chairman |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Jug
Avoidance |
Just the 4 sixes |
|
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Self
Importance |
Hogging the game
with runs and wickets |
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|
Losing
The Toss |
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Impersonating
a Footballer |
Stopping ball with
feet |
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|
Falling
Victim to Judas |
Bowled A.Mann |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Richard |
Being
Semi-Metallic |
Screws in back |
|
|
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Feigning
Injury |
Claiming couldn't
bowl as suffering from hypochondria |
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Bowling
Avoidance |
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|
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Impersonating
a Flower Pot Man |
Wearing Bill or
Ben's hat |
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Slow
Running |
Or entire lack of;
casual fielding allowing second run |
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Self
Importance |
Claimed trying to
get run out by allowing second run |
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|
£1.50 |
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|
Self
Importance |
Claimed only used
feet once |
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|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
a Footballer |
Ronaldinho footwork |
|
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|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
James H |
Self
Importance |
Claimed it was Venus
Williams with the injury antics |
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Impersonating
a Tennis Player |
Serena Williams injury
antics |
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Trigger
Finger |
Richard's LBW |
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|
|
Impersonating
a Footballer |
Trying to stop ball
with feet (but took it on shin) |
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|
£1.00 |
|
Mike C |
Suicidal
Running |
Trying to get Thorn
second run |
|
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Duck
Avoidance |
|
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|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Insulting
the Fines Committee Chairman |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
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|
£2.00 |
|
Dan |
Having
a Minor Cob |
During Fines
Committee |
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Self
Importance |
Apparently signing
autographs on the boundary |
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Bullying
a Small Child |
Forcing Molly to be
the gaveller |
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Bowling
Avoidance |
Long delay before
beginning run-up |
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Self
Importance Avoidance |
Saying 30 off the first
10 would be good enough start |
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Self
Importance |
Hogging the game
with runs and wickets |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
|
|
|
£14.50 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
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Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Claiming Bankruptcy (cap) |
£1.00 |