Far From the MCC fines 10.6.07 v
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Steve
D |
Knocking-In
Avoidance |
New bat didn't sound
too good at first |
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Pub
Avoidance |
Ian insisted on this
one… |
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Grumbling |
"I'm too old to
bend down to field" |
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Comedy
Fielding |
Nutmegged |
|
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
Delayed reaction
running in for half-chance |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Martin |
Dropped
Catch |
Though well
recovered for run-out same ball! |
£0.50 |
|
Jake |
Excessive
Nostalgia |
Suggesting pick-up
for lifts outside the Marlborough |
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|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Comedy
Dismissal |
Falling in attempt
to get back in crease |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing with Fines
Committee |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Billy Liar |
Said was at end of |
£0.50 |
|
|
Turning
Up Late |
For lift, despite
suggesting earlier time |
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|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Ian |
Impersonating
Tinkerman |
Changing the batting
order |
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Joy-Riding
a Skoda |
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Excessive
Participation Sport |
Bringing a set of
golf clubs to the game |
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Average
Protection |
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Losing
The Toss |
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|
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Geography
Avoidance |
Getting lost on way
from Oxford |
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|
|
Maths Avoidance |
Counting to 40 -
claimed 34 overs gone when only 32 had |
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|
|
Batting
Avoidance |
Attempted - putting
self at no 11 |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Having
a Major Cob |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Having
a Minor Cob |
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|
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Abusing
a Team Mate |
To |
|
|
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|
|
£3.50 |
|
Mike
R |
Jug
Avoidance |
Only four catches! |
£0.25 |
|
Matt |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Doughnut
Avoidance |
This *was* the
ground of last year's antics |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
|
Missed
Stumping |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Grumbling |
"I'm too tired
to open the batting after 'keeping for 40 overs" |
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|
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Comedy
Appealing |
For LBW when played
off middle of bat |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Asking
a Stupid Question |
"Have you got a
lead for that dog?" |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
John |
Dropped
Catch |
C&B chance |
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
a Drug Addict |
Hysterical laughter
after golden duck |
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|
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Pub
Avoidance |
|
|
|
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Self
Importance |
Hinting only £1.50
fines by paying before leaving |
|
|
|
Golden
Duck |
|
£1.00 |
|
|
Self
Importance Avoidance |
"I'm Going for
the record of golden ducks in a season" |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.50 |
|
Ade F |
Impersonating
W G Grace |
Long beard |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Drinking
from the Fountain Of Youth |
Paying 'U18' subs
rate |
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Impersonating
Lord Lucan |
Not having played
for a few years |
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|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ant |
Self
Importance |
"I bowled
better than Martin; 4 times in a row I beat the outside edge" |
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Duck
Avoidance |
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|
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Comedy
Dismissal |
Falling over when
bowled… later discovering chewing gum stuck around spike |
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Expressing
Dark Thoughts |
On way to game |
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Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
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£0.50 |
|
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Having
a Minor Cob |
Re no luck, not
getting any wickets |
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|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Dan |
Failure
to Control Pet |
Lead avoidance |
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|
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Inappropriate
Urination |
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Walking
Avoidance |
When stumped |
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Excessive
Nostalgia |
"Ahh, those |
|
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Calling
a Witness to Fines Committee |
Asking opps if he really was stumped |
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Grumbling |
About not getting a
bowl |
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Comedy
Dismissal |
Falling in attempt
to get back in crease |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
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|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |