Far From the MCC fines 3.6.07 v The Bodleian (a) won by 10
wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Ade S |
Impersonating
a Mister Man |
Mr Noisy - on wicket
celebration |
|
|
|
Nickname
Avoidance |
Other Mister Men, but
not Mr Small |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Mister Man |
Mr Greedy - eating
most of the tea |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tourist |
Left-hand drive car…
meeting fellow tourist Ian, same side of road going opposite direction |
|
|
|
Umpiring
Incompetence |
Confusing bye and
no-ball signal |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Steve Harmison |
First ball wide |
|
|
|
Excessive
Run-Up |
Which stops and
restarts halfway |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Martin |
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Throw went awry |
|
|
|
Pitch
Abuse |
Damaging the field
of play |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
C&B chance |
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Hogging the game |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Dave |
Apologizing
to Batsman after Dismissing |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
'Not interested' in
Buffet Award |
|
|
|
Communication
Avoidance |
Match report
avoidance |
|
|
|
Communication
Avoidance |
Failure to find out
about Buffet Award |
|
|
|
Having
a Minor Cob |
"Load of
b******s" re fines |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing with Fines
Committee |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ian |
Losing
The Toss |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tourist |
Driving on wrong
side of road |
|
|
|
Geography
Avoidance |
Unable to give
directions to those lost in transit |
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Hogging the game |
|
|
|
Insulting
the Fines Committee Chairman |
Attempt to make a
round £2.50 |
£0.50 |
|
|
Having
a Minor Cob |
Somewhat fake, to
make a round £3 |
|
|
|
Celebration
Avoidance |
When reaching 50 |
|
|
|
Comedy
Paraphernalia |
Spiderman money-box |
|
|
|
Communication
Avoidance |
Failure to name
meeting pub then getting name wrong |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Tinkerman |
Taking slip out…
then chance to non-existent slip |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
|
Mike
R |
Excessive
Nostalgia |
"No wickets…
Just like playing for the |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Billy Liar |
Claiming opp's bat never wears gloves |
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Nick |
Pub
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
Possible chance at
slip |
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
"His name's
Billy because he's a liar - he can't bowl really" |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Losing sunglasses in
dropped catch |
|
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
Nutmegged |
|
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
Ran in then ball
sailed over head |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Ran in then ball
sailed over head |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Having
a Major Cob |
Re fines |
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
a Clown |
General comedy
fielding |
|
|
|
Having
a Minor Cob |
Blaming Steve P for
instigating expensive cobbing fines |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Fake cob |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.25 |
|
James
H |
Fine
Entrapment |
Confirming opp's bat normally does wear gloves |
|
|
|
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Feigning sleeveless
shirt |
|
|
|
Grumbling |
About leg-side field |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Indecisiveness |
Not knowing where to
bowl (with leg-side field) |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Matt |
Missed
Stumping |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
John |
Failure
to Control Child |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tourist |
Bringing tent |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Ant |
Apologizing
to Batsman after Dismissing |
|
|
|
|
Missed
Run-Out |
Two quarter-chances |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£15.50 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |