Far From the MCC fines 20.5.07 v Wootton & Bladon (a)
won by 10 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
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Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Ade S |
Impersonating
a Mister Man |
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Impersonating
a White Matrix |
Matrix-in-reverse
t-shirt |
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Impersonating
Skippy |
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£0.75 |
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Steve D |
In
Denial |
Of being smoker |
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Self
Importance Avoidance |
Excessive humility:
"Me, open the bowling?!?" |
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£0.50 |
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Dave |
Abusing
a Team Mate |
Threatening to give
Dan out |
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Self
Importance |
Mini-cob |
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Self
Importance |
Arguing with Fines
Committee |
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Self
Importance |
Buying house in
Boar's Hill |
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Impersonating
Michael Fish |
Waffling about
rain-clouds coming from |
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Impersonating
Michael Fish |
Head in irrelevant
clouds |
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Dissent |
When LBW appeal
turned down |
£0.50 |
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£2.00 |
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Jake |
Twinkle
Avoidance |
Not giving Dan out |
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Failure
to Recognize Boundary |
Getting confused by athletics
track |
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Geography
Avoidance |
Not finding pub car
park |
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Self
Importance |
Abusing Fines Cte Chairman position, attempting to gavel own fines
early |
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£1.00 |
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Ian |
Gratuitous
Swearing |
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Captaincy
Incompetence |
"Decide amongst
yourselves where to field" |
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Self
Importance |
Bowling too well to
get wickets |
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Changing
Before End of Game |
Without having
batted |
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Geography
Avoidance |
Getting lost before
having left Oxford |
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Inappropriate
Urination |
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£1.50 |
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Richard |
Failure
to Recognize Boundary |
Getting confused by
athletics track |
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Nickname
Avoidance |
Not waiting 6 years
since last appearance |
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Comedy
Fielding |
Diving to stop ball
after crossed boundary |
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Self
Importance |
Proposing own fines |
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Willing
a Team Mate to Get Out |
So would get bat |
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Taking
Own Name in Vain |
"Oh Lord" |
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£1.50 |
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James H |
Bullying
a Small Child |
Taking wicket of |
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Pub
Avoidance |
After game |
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Inappropriate
Footwear |
In casino |
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Falling
Asleep During Game |
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Impersonating
Mike C |
Making up
non-existent hotel room number & floor |
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Fine
Entrapment |
Leading Mike astray |
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Impersonating
a Tramp |
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£1.75 |
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Mike C |
Grumbling |
"Productive
day," sarcastically |
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Harbouring Dark Thoughts |
Secretly hating us |
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Hat
Avoidance |
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Fielding
with Hands in Pockets |
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Dissing the Captain |
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Self
Importance |
Arguing with Fines
Committee |
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Fine
Entrapment |
Leading James astray |
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Self
Importance |
"Fines only for
events on day of match" |
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Self
Importance |
Impersonating Fines
Committee Chairman |
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Impersonating
a Spina Bifida Victim |
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Income
Protection |
Not giving Dan out |
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£2.75 |
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Aggressive
Ushering |
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Dropped
Catch |
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£0.50 |
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Missed
Stumping |
Though probably
wouldn't have been given anyway |
£0.50 |
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Bullying
a Small Child |
Aggressive appealing |
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Average
Protection |
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Harbouring Dark Thoughts |
Re Stump Abuse fine |
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£2.00 |
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Ant |
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
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£0.50 |
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Expressing
Dark Thoughts |
Writing black
comedies |
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Impersonating
Mike C |
Claimed been jogging
in park but was seen walking |
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Impersonating
Glen McGrath |
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Comedy
Fielding |
Dive after ball
passed |
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Dissent |
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£0.50 |
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£2.00 |
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Dan |
Average
Protection |
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Records
Avoidance |
Could have carried
bat without scoring boundary |
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Grumbling |
At not getting a
bowl; excessive hinting |
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Fielding
with Hands in Pockets |
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Blaming
Tools |
Bat was too heavy |
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Failure
to Control Pet |
Allowing Joe to run
on pitch |
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£1.50 |
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£17.25 |
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Duck |
£0.50 |
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Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
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Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
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Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
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Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
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Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
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Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
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Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
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Dissent |
£0.50 |
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Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |