Far From the MCC fines 6.5.07 v Cholsey (a) won by 76 runs
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Steve D |
Buffet
Theft |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
"Never going to
stop a four again" |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Footballer |
Fielding with shin
of own bowling |
|
|
|
Comedy
Bowling |
Shortest ball in
history |
|
|
|
Chasing
Avoidance |
Electing to bat
first |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
"Gavel
it!" re own fines |
|
|
|
Insulting
the Fines Committee Chairman |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Martin |
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
"James's fines
next" |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Sulky cob walking
round boundary |
£0.50 |
|
|
Talking
Crap |
"Dropped catch
meant got wicket later in over" |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.50 |
|
Steve P |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Wanting the most
fines |
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
Feigning
Injury |
Back |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Flirting |
Hanging around in
bushes with Thorn |
|
|
|
Dissing the Captain |
Asking if needed
fielder at cow |
|
|
|
Dissing the Captain |
After misfield off his bowling |
|
|
|
Blaming
Tools |
The wind |
|
|
|
Walking
Avoidance |
Bowled |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Misfield off skip's bowling |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Flirting |
"Fancying"
opponents bat |
|
|
|
Jug
Avoidance |
4 wickets |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.25 |
|
Dave |
Impersonating
a Victorian Sunbather |
3/4-length trousers |
|
|
|
Dissing the Fines Committee |
By email |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Michael Fish |
"These aren't
rain clouds" |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Nick |
Instigating
a Collapse |
|
|
|
|
Abusing
a Team Mate |
Threatening to
run-out Mike C |
|
|
|
Pub
Avoidance |
Before game |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
|
Dissing The Team |
Re slow scoring rate
- then out 1st ball |
|
|
|
Dissent |
When out |
£0.50 |
|
|
Inappropriate
Flirting |
Hanging around in
bushes with Steve P |
|
|
|
Laundry
Avoidance |
Whites |
|
|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Golden
Duck |
|
£1.00 |
|
|
|
|
£2.75 |
|
James H |
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating
Captain Pugwash |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
"Never going to
finish a collapse again" |
|
|
|
Geography
Avoidance |
Finding pub/ground |
|
|
|
Run
Avoidance |
Didn't want to face
'that' bowler |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Mike C |
Batting
Avoidance |
Did not realize was
due in |
|
|
|
Being
Sold a Dummy |
By Dave |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
"Never going to
take a stumping again" |
|
|
|
Stump
Abuse |
Demolishing stumps
in stumping attempt |
|
|
|
Comedy
Calling |
"Get it
in!" then turning back and adjusting pads |
|
|
|
Willing
a Team Mate to Get Out |
Talking Steve D into
getting out |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
John |
Jug
Avoidance |
2 short of 50 |
|
|
|
Information
Avoidance |
Refusing to know own
score (48), out next ball |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Ant |
Bowling
Avoidance |
Running up then not
bowling |
|
|
|
Bowling
Avoidance |
Impersonating Dilhara Fernando |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£16.00 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Dissent |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |