Far From the MCC fines 2.9.07 v Tetsworth (h) lost
by 6 wickets
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Ade S |
Comedy
Appealing |
Excessive Appealing |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tennis Player |
Grunt ball |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Geoff |
Fine
Avoidance |
No money to pay
fines |
|
|
|
Missed
Stumping |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Jake |
Dropped
Catch |
Straight down
throat, or would have been if hadn't run in 20 yards |
£0.50 |
|
|
Comedy
Dismissal |
Yorked self and played on |
|
|
|
Bat
Abuse |
Breaking Biffa II |
|
|
|
Records
Avoidance |
Failed longest duck
attempt |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Steve P |
Mincing to retrieve
ball |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ian |
Comedy
Field Setting |
Bringing extra slips
in when game had slipped away |
|
|
|
Exploiting
Eastern European Labour |
Making Petr carry the kit bag |
|
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
James on getting out |
|
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
Jake on dropped
catch |
|
|
|
Cricket
Avoidance |
Chatting to Ant, as
one of two mid offs during play |
|
|
|
Bowling
Avoidance |
Not bringing self on
to be smacked around the park |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Nick |
Comedy
Throwing |
Returned ball all of
5 yards after retrieving |
|
|
|
Comedy
Dismissal |
Running self out |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Dive 20 minutes too
late |
|
|
|
Suicidal
Running |
Not even his call |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Diving after ball
had crossed boundary |
|
|
|
Concentration
Avoidance During Fines Committee |
Waffling about
something unrelated |
|
|
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Ball
Avoidance |
C&B chance:
"I was too busy laughing to catch that" |
|
|
|
Run
Avoidance |
Sending Nick Back |
|
|
|
Insolvency |
|
-£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
James H |
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Jumper - batting in
an umpires coat |
|
|
|
Winding
up an Opposition Player |
The hard-hitting
opener |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Matt |
Comedy
Bowling |
Ball bounced 17
times |
£0.25 |
|
Mike C |
Geography
Avoidance |
Was supposed to have
left for Carlisle |
|
|
|
Sportswear
Avoidance |
Shirt - borrowed one
off Matt |
|
|
|
Inappropriate
Flirting |
To opponent's
keeper: "Nice tackle" |
|
|
|
Fielding
with Hands in Pockets |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Trying to pay more
for fines than owed |
|
|
|
Fine
Avoidance |
Trying to call end
to own fines |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ade F |
Self
Importance |
Correcting the
scorer |
|
|
|
Having
a Minor Cob |
After running third
then eventually told it had gone for four |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
Barrier like a sieve |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ant |
Cricket
Avoidance |
Chatting to Ian, as
one of two mid offs during play |
|
|
|
Comedy
Bowling |
Sugary trifles, etc |
|
|
|
Match
Fixing |
Arranging defeat by
inviting OCA champions |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Re opening the
batting: "Great decision, skip" |
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
Taking tennis ball
from Tash to give to Daniel - Impersonating Robin Hood |
|
|
|
Harbouring
Dark Thoughts |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
|
|
|
£13.25 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Insolvency (maximum limit) |
£1.00 |