Far From
the MCC fines 27.7.08 v Cholsey
(a) lost by 192 runs
25p unless otherwise
stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Ade S |
Average
protection |
|
|
|
|
Rubbish
defense |
When batting |
|
|
|
Excessive
celebration |
After wicket |
|
|
|
Food
left at tea interval |
Failure to eat it all |
|
|
|
Excessive
bling |
Del Trotter |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Jake |
Diving over ball |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ant |
Dropped
catch |
|
50p |
|
|
Comedy
fielding |
Abysmal effort for skier |
|
|
|
Self
importance x 2 |
|
50p |
|
|
Opening
partnership < 25 |
|
|
|
|
Enjoying
fielding |
In the heat |
|
|
|
Failure
to adapt |
3 days in Cholsey (painting) |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Ian L |
Dropped
catch |
|
50p |
|
|
Denial |
|
|
|
|
Duck |
|
50p |
|
|
|
Appearance |
|
|
|
|
Avoidance |
|
|
|
Arriving
early for match |
After Stag-do (lightweight) |
|
|
|
Out
of character |
Turning up at all |
|
|
|
Loaf
avoidance |
Not eating all pub food bought |
|
|
|
Lying |
Not telling the whole story |
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
|
Nick |
Impersonating
Ant |
Crap catching |
|
|
|
Dropped
catches x 3 |
|
£1.50 |
|
|
Failure
to adapt x 2 |
Lives in Cholsey for god’s
sake! |
50p |
|
|
Kit
bag avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Dissing
Morlers |
Lowering his own standards to his level |
|
|
|
Littering |
|
|
|
|
Cob |
Batting |
|
|
|
Self
importance |
“I live here – shuttup!” |
|
|
|
Sulking |
Leaving match to go to off licence when out |
|
|
|
Being
out of character |
Being surly |
|
|
|
|
|
£4.00 |
|
Ian H |
Captaincy
avoidance |
|
|
|
|
|
In outfield (during match) |
|
|
|
Being
a tight-arse |
Reading Daily Mirror |
|
|
|
Being
an Ian |
Too many of them |
|
|
|
Dissing
team |
“You’re all shit” |
|
|
|
Joy |
At Steve D losing toss |
|
|
|
Blagging alcohol |
Off team mates |
|
|
|
Excessive
despair |
At another low score |
|
|
|
Dark
thoughts x 2 |
|
50p |
|
|
Insulting
fines chairman |
Aimed at Nick |
|
|
|
Cob |
At earlier dismissal |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
|
Andy D |
Nicking
snout |
|
|
|
|
Agreeing
with Thorn |
Thorn talks shit |
|
|
|
Smoking
on pitch |
|
50p |
|
|
Self
entrapment |
|
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
Navigational
incompetence |
Getting Ian lost on way to game |
|
|
|
Bribing
Mr. Small |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Andy M |
Out
of character |
Drinking low-strength lager |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
50p |
|
|
Dropped
catch |
|
50p |
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Mike R |
Excessive
tiredness |
After bowling 2 overs |
|
|
|
Reminiscing
after thrashing |
|
|
|
|
Self
entrapment |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
Keystone Cops |
Crap fielding |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Steve D |
Losing
the toss |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
a child |
|
|
|
|
Duck
avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Moaning |
About his shin splints |
|
|
|
Dropped
catch |
|
50p |
|
|
Poor
example |
To team |
|
|
|
Self
importance |
|
|
|
|
Being
a dick |
Allowing Kim to crash his car into their house |
|
|
|
Glory
hunting |
Bowling last over |
|
|
|
Threatening
behaviour |
Towards fines chairman (Nick) |
|
|
|
Insulting
the fines chairman |
Nick |
50p |
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£3.50 |
|
James |
Impersonating
Paul Downton |
Keeping attire (80’s retro) |
|
|
|
Missed
stumping x 2 |
|
£1.00 |
|
|
Keeping
no pads |
|
|
|
|
Excessive
optimism |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
Ed Lester |
|
|
|
|
Encouraging
Ben to take drugs |
Not a good idea currently |
|
|
|
Cob x 2 |
|
50p |
|
|
Duck |
|
50p |
|
|
|
|
£3.25 |
|
Thorn |
Self
importance |
|
|
|
|
Class
snobbery |
His upbringing ( |
|
|
|
Wanting
to be fined |
Prick |
|
|
|
Liking
his dismissal |
To “ball of the century” |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
£25.50 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden
Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped
Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Insolvency (maximum limit) |
£1.00 |