Far From
the MCC fines 29.6.08 v
25p unless otherwise
stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Andy M |
Impersonating
Kevin Pietersen |
|
|
|
|
Switch
Shot Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Shepherding
the Top Order |
Dan |
|
|
|
Established
Batsman’s Orders Avoidance |
Dan’s |
|
|
|
Mixing
Drinks |
Vodka & super-strength lager |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ade S |
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Merchandising |
Vodafone replica kit |
|
|
|
Excessive
Celebration |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tourist |
Driving a German car |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ben |
Concentration
Avoidance During Fines Committee |
Chattering |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Cad |
|
|
|
|
Duck
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Having
a Minor Cob |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing at fines |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Tourist |
Lift in Ade’s car |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Jenner |
Excessive
Optimism |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing at fines |
|
|
|
Sportswear
Incompetence |
Batting in sunglasses |
|
|
|
Showboating |
Catch |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Small Child |
“Please, can I bowl, please, please let me bowl” |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Convict |
Excessive Australianness |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Nick |
Having
a Minor Cob |
|
|
|
|
Having
a Minor Cob |
Dissent |
|
|
|
Excessive
Carbon Footprint |
|
|
|
|
Grumbling |
About wind when bowling |
|
|
|
Energy
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
JP |
Impersonating
a Rapper |
Jay-Z – headlining at Glastonbury |
|
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
|
|
|
Showboating |
Throwing and catching bat |
|
|
|
2x
Nationalism Avoidance |
Lack of Australianness |
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Martin |
Dropped
Catch |
|
|
|
|
Established
Batsman’s Orders Avoidance |
Dan’s |
|
|
|
Family
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Being
a Bad Parent |
|
|
|
|
Dissing
a Team Mate |
|
|
|
|
Toeing
the Company Line |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ian H |
Losing
the Toss |
|
|
|
|
Scorebook
Avoidance |
Losing the scorebook |
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Dictator |
Insisting James field on boundary |
|
|
|
Bullying
a Small Child |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing at fines |
|
|
|
Father
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Alarming
Locking |
(?) |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Ant |
2x
Self Importance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
|
|
|
Pen
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Turning
Up Late |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing at fines |
|
|
|
Insulting
the Fines Committee Chairman |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
a Convict |
Excessive Australianness |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
James |
Grumbling |
|
|
|
|
Paranoia |
|
|
|
|
Scorers
Duties Avoidance |
Not helping scorer |
|
|
|
Failure
to Recognize Own Player |
Ade S |
|
|
|
Excessive
Celebration |
Celebrating on own |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Anil Kumble |
Spin bowling |
|
|
|
Instigating
Monotonic Fines |
£1.50 each |
|
|
|
Insulting
the Fines Committee Chairman |
Himself |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
|
|
|
£16.00 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden
Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped
Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Insolvency (maximum limit) |
£1.00 |