Far From
the MCC fines 2.8.09 v Wootton
& Bladon (h) won by 2 wkts
25p unless otherwise
stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Mike R |
Self importance |
|
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|
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Impersonating Adie Small |
Celebration
after wicket |
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|
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Insufficient appeal |
Poor
appealing |
|
|
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Good weather |
Mike always has crap
weather (rain) |
|
|
|
Being fucking unlucky |
|
|
|
|
Failure to guide team |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Andy D |
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Wishing skipper out |
|
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|
|
Wishing Adie F ran out |
|
|
|
|
Too much caffeine |
Hyped up before game |
|
|
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Poor team ethics |
|
|
|
|
Cob |
After dismissal |
|
|
|
Poor maths |
Estimation of his
fines |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Dan |
Pissing |
On field |
|
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Sledging |
Batsman he thought
was out |
|
|
|
Sledging |
Whilst batting |
|
|
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Card game confusion |
|
|
|
|
Having a dog brighter than Billy |
|
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|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Dave E |
Expulsion |
From “Bridge”
nightclub in town |
|
|
|
Fighting |
With chavs at nightclub |
|
|
|
Opening bowler no wicket |
|
|
|
|
Medium cob |
After dismissal |
50p |
|
|
Duck |
|
50p |
|
|
Boasting about his ducks |
|
|
|
|
Batting like a #12 |
|
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|
|
Comedy fielding |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.50 |
|
Adie F |
Late arrival |
|
|
|
|
Pub avoidance |
Due to late arrival |
|
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Crap calling |
Whilst batting with
Darley |
|
|
|
Average protection |
|
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|
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Paranoia |
Betting scandal |
|
|
|
Self importance |
|
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
Ian H |
Phone
call |
During fines
committee |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Dan |
|
|
|
|
Failure
to convert |
50 to 100 |
|
|
|
Too
much faith |
In lower order |
|
|
|
Prediction
of own demise |
Batting |
|
|
|
Pissing |
On field |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Matt |
TVR
avoidance |
|
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|
|
Batting
avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Dissing team |
We bowled “leg
side shit” |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Martin |
Not
remembering batting order |
|
|
|
|
Losing
toss |
|
50p |
|
|
Failure
to control family |
Walking
behind the bowler |
|
|
|
Encouraging
Dan to get out |
|
|
|
|
Bowling
avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Lack
of faith |
In pie |
|
|
|
Failure
to bowl Emerson out |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Steve D |
Fine
cap |
Unemployed |
£1.00 |
|
Dave S |
Average
protection |
|
|
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Lack
of effort |
Bowling
casually |
|
|
|
Pub
avoidance |
Before and
after game |
50p |
|
|
Fines
avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Push-bike
avoidance |
|
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|
|
Driving
off with door open |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
Mike C |
Being
a daft twat |
Losing £20 |
|
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Cob |
At losing £20 |
|
|
|
Cob |
Bowled by pie |
|
|
|
Poor
puppy control |
Joe Puppy |
|
|
|
Outwitted
by dumb dog |
Joe Puppy |
|
|
|
Thinking
he was on a beach |
Rolling his
trousers up |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
|
|
|
£19.25 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden
Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Out
Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped
Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Insolvency (maximum limit) |
£1.00 |