Far From The MCC

~ Est. in 1998 ~

 

 

Stan’s Mad Fantasy Cricket 2009

 

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League Table

 

Pos

Team

Manager

Total Pts

Change

1

James

Positive Mental Attitude

3551

=

2

Thorn

Thorn

2828

=

3

Dave

Coppicing

2805

=

4

Ian

Parkinson can't lace my boots

2785

=

5

Ant

So long suckers

2746

=

6

Nick

Cheeseboy Chargers

2717

=

7

Mike

On yer bike

2684

=

8

Ade

The Right Team

2604

=

9

Vicki

Pants on fire

2573

=

10

Steve

Stevenage Sorrows

2533

=

11

Martin

Skip's Selections

2505

=

12

Darley

Dingdong Del

2362

=

13

JP

The Chantoozies

2361

=

14

Jake

Last Chance Saloon

2332

=

15

Matt

We're bottom again

2139

=

16

Dave Emerson

Baron Ballsack CC

2083

=

17

Geoff

The Woodentops

2054

=

18

Ian Leggate

Gates of Hell

1958

=

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Latest….

 

Stan’s latest comments….

 

Punters,

 

A treble update today and an important one too – ass previous Fantasy competitions have shown – it can all change on Tour, with multiple injuries on the board and three games in four days. It’s like the equivalent of the Premiership over the Christmas and New Year period!

 

1. St Clement’s Strollers Twenty/20

 

A return to the MAD for Lee Davie after so many years, but playing for the opposition, netted Emerson some points with a run out from near the boundary. Shorten nets a massive T/20 score.

 

David Shorten

51

Dan Edwards

34

James Hoskins

22

Martin Westmoreland

21

Ian Howarth

15

Ade Fisher

14

Dave Emerson

10

Thornton Smith

2

Mike Clarke

0

JP

-5

Mike Reeves

-10

 

Manager’s points then for those with Shorten and Edwards, but with five scoring players I am afraid to say that yet again, Stan paves the way in Fantasy Cricket:

 

James

Positive Mental Attitude

100

Thorn

Thorn

92

Dave

Coppicing

89

Mike

On yer bike

87

Darley

Dingdong Del

85

Nick

Cheeseboy Chargers

83

Martin

Skip's Selections

82

Ian

Parkinson can't lace my boots

71

JP

The Chantoozies

67

Dave Emerson

Baron Ballsack CC

58

Jake

Last Chance Saloon

56

Matt

We're bottom again

52

Steve

Stevenage Sorrows

44

Vicki

Pants on fire

38

Ant

So long suckers

28

Ian Leggate

The Gates of Hell CC

27

Ade

The Right Team

22

Geoff

The Woodentops

16

 

 

2. Fat Boys

 

Moving on to the Fat Boys encounter then, and what have we here? Howarth back in top form with the bat aswel as the ball nets yet another top score, with Shorten proving to be some value this season not far behind:

 

Ian Howarth

113

David Shorten

71

Andy Darley

20

Dan Edwards

16

Ade Fisher

14

Martin Westmoreland

13

Mike Reeves

12

Mike Clarke

4

Steve Dobner

1

Matt Bullock

0

Dave Emerson

-10

 

Quite low scores for managers then below, but with Mike and Dave both picking out the top two scorers and Westmoreland, they net top points.

 

What is happening at the Gates of Hell Cricket Club – it is a rare event indeed when a Managers Team actually nets negative points!

 

Mike

On yer bike

197

Dave

Coppicing

197

James

Positive Mental Attitude

174

Ian

Parkinson can't lace my boots

174

Ant

So long suckers

138

Thorn

Thorn

97

JP

The Chantoozies

85

Jake

Last Chance Saloon

82

Darley

Dingdong Del

81

Martin

Skip's Selections

75

Nick

Cheeseboy Chargers

62

Dave Emerson

Baron Ballsack CC

44

Ade

The Right Team

40

Matt

We're bottom again

27

Vicki

Pants on fire

18

Geoff

The Woodentops

15

Steve

Stevenage Sorrows

7

Ian Leggate

The Gates of Hell CC

-10

 

3. Blenheim

 

A catch and a bunch of runs and MOTM nets Dan a healthy bounty here, and we note the constant form of Adie who will be sadly missed on tour…

 

Dan Edwards

123

JP

54

Ian Leggate

46

Ade Fisher

40

James Hoskins

26

Martin Westmoreland

26

Gary Littlechild

23

Mike Clarke

20

Steve Dobner

19

Jake Hotson

1

Andrew Morley

-10

 

I do believe this is the first time Steve tops the Managers table – in fact a lot of change here in top scoring managers:

 

Steve

Stevenage Sorrows

189

Dave Emerson

Baron Ballsack CC

183

Thorn

Thorn

177

Vicki

Pants on fire

146

Matt

We're bottom again

146

Ade

The Right Team

139

Ian Leggate

Gates of Hell

126

JP

The Chantoozies

100

Nick

Cheeseboy Chargers

91

Martin

Skip's Selections

91

Geoff

The Woodentops

80

Jake

Last Chance Saloon

73

James

Positive Mental Attitude

72

Ian

Parkinson can't lace my boots

54

Dave

Coppicing

49

Mike

On yer bike

27

Ant

So long suckers

27

Darley

Dingdong Del

26

 

See below then for a Table update where the chasing pack continue to fight amongst themselves for second place, but second place alone. Could this Positive Mental Attitude Manager possibly be the best Fantasy Cricket Manager the MAD has ever seen? ;)

 

Next update after Tour….

 

Stan.

 

 

 

 

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Rules

 

What Stan has decreed….

 

A complicated mathematical system of games played over the last five years and points scored over the seasons have constituted the costings for this season. Choose your team wisely - 100 points is the maximum spend. Remember, in this game the winner will be the manager who picks the most improving players over the 2009 Season.

 

The rules are the same as always - your team has to consist of SIX players, totalling no more than 100 points.

 

There is a slight amendment to the substitution rules (because it isn't complicated enough)

 

Standard entry fee is £5.00

 

Come on - pick a team and have a chance to take the spoils, and win a magnificent trophy!

 

....the more the merrier - invite friends and relatives ;)

 

We only had eleven entries last year - it would be much better with more :)

 

Cherry Ho,

 

Stan.

 

 

 

 

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Player Costings

 

Players

Cost

Dan Edwards

30.6

Ian Howarth

29.8

James Hoskins

24.9

Martin Westmoreland

24.6

Steve Dobner

21.3

Nick Hebbes

20.1

Mike Reeves

17.7

James Taylor

16.2

Andrew Darley

16.2

Dave Emerson

15.1

JP Collins

14.2

Gary Littlechild

13.6

Thornton Smith

12.1

Jenner Collins

12.1

Dave Shorten

11.3

Steve Parkinson

10.4

Adie Fisher

9.1

Matt Bullock

8.9

Richard Hadfield

8.8

Mike Clarke

8.5

Geoff Carter

7.1

Andrew Morley

6.4

Ian Leggate

6.0

Jake Hotson

6.0

 

 

  

 

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Scoring System

 

Player Action

Pts

Run

1

50

25

100

50

Duck

-10

Wicket

15

4-For

25

5-For

50

Hat-trick

50

Catch

10

Direct Run Out

10

Shared Run Out

5

Dropped Catch

-5

Man of the Match

10

Champagne Moment

10

Buffet

-5

> 25 Batting Average  (End of Season)

50

< 15 Bowling Average  (End of Season)

50

 

 

 

 

 

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