Far From the MCC fines 26.7.09 v OUP (h) won by 56 runs

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Ian H	Dropped catch	Off Emerson
	Insulting Chairman of the Fines Committee
	Calling 'Karate Kid' Federer	Sledging
	Hogging the strike
			£1.00
Dan	Too many dot balls
	3 x Dog on the pitch
	Poor dog control	Joe P attacking Reevsie
	Owning a smelly dog	Joe Puppy
			£1.50
Ian L / James H			£4.00
Morlers	Bowling avoidance
	Impersonating Moo
	Poor memory	Forgetting to bring any super-strength
	Out of character	Not pissed
			£1.00
Jake	Stealing Dan's catch
	Self-entrapment
	Being too early
	Too long a toilet break
			£1.00
JP	Over exhuberant e-mail	Harping on about the Ashes
	Too long a run up
	Rhythm avoidance
	Impersonating Darley
	Average protection
	Self-importance
			£1.50
Thorn	Fire avoidance
	Smoking on the Pitch
	Using phone on the pitch
	Comedy Fielding
			£1.00
Martin	Losing toss avoidance
	Less than 25 as opener
	Bowled by Emerson
	Complaining about 'shrapnel'
	Asking Morlers to bowl	Lack of intelligence
	Dissing team kit
	Self Importance
	Catch avoidance	Chickening out
			£2.00
Stevie D			£1.00
Lego			£1.00
Reevsie			£1.00
			£16.00

Special Rates

Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob	£1.00
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£0.50
Insolvency (maximum limit)	£1.00

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