Far From
the MCC fines 26.7.09 v OUP (h) won by 56 runs
25p unless otherwise
stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
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Ian H |
Dropped catch |
Off
Emerson |
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|
|
Insulting Chairman of the Fines Committee |
|
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|
|
Calling 'Karate Kid' Federer |
Sledging |
|
|
|
Hogging the strike |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Dan |
Too many dot balls |
|
|
|
|
3 x Dog on the pitch |
|
|
|
|
Poor dog control |
Joe P attacking Reevsie |
|
|
|
Owning a smelly dog |
Joe Puppy |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ian L / James H |
|
|
£4.00 |
|
Morlers |
Bowling avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating Moo |
|
|
|
|
Poor memory |
Forgetting to bring any super-strength |
|
|
|
Out of character |
Not pissed |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Jake |
Stealing Dan's catch |
|
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|
|
Self-entrapment |
|
|
|
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Being too early |
|
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|
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Too long a toilet break |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
JP |
Over exhuberant e-mail |
Harping on about the
Ashes |
|
|
|
Too long a run up |
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|
|
Rhythm avoidance |
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|
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Impersonating Darley |
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|
|
Average protection |
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|
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Self-importance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Thorn |
Fire avoidance |
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|
|
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
|
|
|
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Using phone on the pitch |
|
|
|
|
Comedy Fielding |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Martin |
Losing toss avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Less than 25 as opener |
|
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|
|
Bowled by Emerson |
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|
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Complaining about 'shrapnel' |
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Asking Morlers to bowl |
Lack of intelligence |
|
|
|
Dissing team kit |
|
|
|
|
Self Importance |
|
|
|
|
Catch avoidance |
Chickening out |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Stevie D |
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Lego |
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Reevsie |
|
|
£1.00 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
£16.00 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden
Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Out
Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped
Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Insolvency (maximum limit) |
£1.00 |