Far From the MCC fines 10.5.09 v Nomads (h) lost by 3 wkts

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Dan	Parkinson Cob	Being given out lbw of course
			£1.00
Doc	Bribery	Telling James he would give him a fiver if he took three wickets in an over
			25p
Thorn	Smoking	On the pitch
	Skiving	On and off the pitch
			75p
Matt	Dropped catch	Sharp chance off James’s bowling
			50p
Ade	Leniency as fines chairman	Just look at the totals
			25p
Darley	Incompetence	Or was it incontinence?
		Dropped catch
			75p
J-MO	Dissent	Although he did walk
			25p
Emerson	No nickname	Still?
			25p
Moo	Comedy running	Slipping at the crease
	Over excitement	Winning the toss?
			50p
JP	Dropped catch	Sharp chance, travelling off own bowling
	Dropped catch	Easy bagger, long on, no excuse
	Dropped catch	Lost the will to live
	Dissing team	Not sure why but he dropped three catches did we mention that?
			£3.00
Dobner	Dropped catch	This is getting boring. Sharp chance, off own bowling
	Pub avoidance	Before, and after
			75p
			£8.25

Special Rates

Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob	£1.00
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£0.50
Insolvency (maximum limit)	£1.00

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