Far From
the MCC fines 31.5.09 v Old East Oxford (h) won by 62 runs
25p unless otherwise
stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
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Morlers |
Pen Avoidance |
|
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|
|
Matrix Fielding |
Slow
motion |
|
|
|
3 x Fines Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Backing-up Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Thorn |
Smoking on the Pitch |
|
50p |
|
|
Leaving the Pitch mid-game |
|
|
|
|
Requesting beer whilst on the Pitch |
|
|
|
|
Michael Jackson (before he was dead) Fielding |
|
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
Self-importance |
|
|
|
|
Wearing the wrong shirt |
Wrong nickname |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Stevie D |
Duck |
|
|
|
|
Comment of 'no runs on this pitch' |
|
|
|
|
Comedy Fielding |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Reevsie |
Excessive Cycling / warming up |
|
|
|
|
Shrinking head / Pitt Rivers |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Dan |
Wearing I-pod |
More interesting
than listening to team |
|
|
|
Refusing to bowl |
|
|
|
|
Threatening to murder J-Mo |
|
£1.00 |
|
|
Drinking on the pitch |
|
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating Dick Turpin |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating an invalid |
|
|
|
|
Hogging the match |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.75 |
|
Dave E |
Comedy Hat |
|
|
|
|
Excessive warming up |
|
|
|
|
Smoking at 'drinks' |
|
|
|
|
Smoking on the pitch |
|
50p |
|
|
Minor Cob
x 2 |
|
50p |
|
|
Appeal avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Dropped Catch |
|
50p |
|
|
Missed run-out |
|
50p |
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
|
Ian H |
Major Cob |
After his “shit lbw
decision” |
£1.00 |
|
|
Fine entrapment |
|
|
|
|
Comedy fielding |
|
|
|
|
Mooing at Moo |
Goading Moo |
|
|
|
Insulting Chairman of the Fines Committee |
“You’re a
cock” |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
J-Mo |
Buying a girls car |
|
|
|
|
3 x Self Importance |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating A Fisher |
Pie chucking |
|
|
|
Average Protection |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ade F |
Celebrating Pie |
|
|
|
|
2 x Self-Importance |
|
50p |
|
|
Falling off bar stool |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Jake |
Stripping |
In front of ladies and children |
|
|
|
Impersonating a female umpire |
|
|
|
|
Feigning knee injury |
|
|
|
|
Fine entrapment |
Giving beer |
|
|
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Swapping beer |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Moo |
Losing the toss |
|
|
|
|
Lack of sympathy |
For Jake’s
injury |
|
|
|
Bowling avoidance |
Yips |
|
|
|
Outscored by Dan |
|
|
|
|
Failure to use all bowlers |
|
|
|
|
Incorrect catching technique |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
£18.00 |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden
Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Out
Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped
Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking
on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed
Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Insolvency (maximum limit) |
£1.00 |