Far From The MCC

~ Est. in 1998 ~

 

 

Season 2003

 

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Match Reports

 

 

 

2003 Pre-Season Report

 

Player's Log:  "The Debacle of 2002"

 

 

#1

 

03 / 063

 

May 11th

A

 Bodleian

Won by 121 Runs

 

"Jesus Saves The Mad"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#2

 

03 / 064

 

May 18th

A

 Marlborough House

Lost by 8 Wkts

 

"Mad Not Very Good, Other Team Better"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#3

 

03 / 065

 

May 25th

A

 OUP

Lost by 101 Runs

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#4

 

03 / 066

 

June 1st

A

 Marlborough House

Won by 3 Wkts

 

"Mad Back Increased Use of Japery"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#5

 

03 / 067

 

June 8th

A

 South Oxford Soc’ Club

Lost by 45 Runs

 

"Mad Downed And Drowned In Tropical Defeat"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#6

 

03 / 068

 

June 15th

A

 Wootton & Bladon

Lost by 124 Runs

 

"Captain Denies Beckham Rumours"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#7

 

03 / 069

 

June 22nd

H

 Lemmings

Lost by 9 Wkts

 

"Mad Wilt Against Green Invasion"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#8

 

03 / 070

 

July 3rd

H

 East Oxford CC

Won by 1 Run

 

"Pre-Victory Sequence of Play Leads To A Thrilling Mad Triumph"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#9

 

03 / 071

 

July 6th

H

 Bodleian

Lost by 52 Runs

 

"A Game They Should Win, A Game We Should Have Won"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#10

 

03 / 072

 

July 20th

H

 Vodafone

Lost by 3 Wkts

 

"Vodafone Go Mad For Sunday Pub Cricket"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

 

 

 

 

July 24th

H

 East Oxford CC

Cancelled - Rain

 

"Ed's Lonely Game...."

 

 

#11

 

03 / 073

 

July 27th

H

 R. T. Harris

Lost by 5 Wkts

 

"Dietary Factors Blamed For Unexpected Mad Loss"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#12

 

03 / 074

 

August 3rd

H

 Marlborough House

Lost by 3 Wkts

 

"Westmoreland Non-Fifty Paves Way For Another Defeat"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#13

 

03 / 075

 

August 7th

H

 East Oxford CC

Lost by 34 Runs

 

"Universe Collapses Shortly After Madding Crowd Player Walks Past"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#14

 

03 / 076

 

August 10th

A

 Wootton & Bladon

Won by 45 Runs

 

"Landmark Madding Crowd Victory Mars Potential Stouch-Up"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

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2003 Tour Report

 

Titanick's Log:  "Somerset Tour Begins"

 

 

 

 

#15

 

03 / 077

 

August 17th

A

 Minehead CC

Lost by 68 Runs

 

"Naval Historians Aghast As Titanick Rises To The Surface In Minehead"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#16

 

03 / 078

 

August 18th

A

 Stogumber

Lost by 6 Wkts

 

"Driftwood Spoils Day Of The Fennel"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#17

 

03 / 079

 

August 19th

A

 Timberscombe

Lost by 39 Runs

 

"Natch Cider Has The Final Say"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

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#18

 

03 / 080

 

August 24th

H

 Cholsey

Won by 30 Runs

 

"Somber Mood Of Author Renders Report Devoid Of Humour"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#19

 

03 / 081

 

August 31st

H

 Denner’s XI

Won by 93 Runs

 

"Mr. Denner Achieves New Levels of Self-Importance"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

#20

 

03 / 082

 

September 7th

H

 Marlborough House

Won by 46 Runs

 

"Howarth Impersonates Lee Davie As Mad End Season On A High"

 

Statto's Scorecard

 

 

 

 

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